DH being pissed off about body massage.

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I'm sorry about the completely trivial nature of this post, but if you have time please can you tell me what the hell I'm supposed to have done wrong. I went out for a friends special birthday. We went out for a meal, followed by a body massage. I didn't mention body massage cos he didn't look that interested in talking to me when I got back. Next day friend said thanks to me on face book and mentioned our Swedish body massage and he's now pissed off as he read it on Facebook and said I didn't tell him I had a body massage when I got back home. It's a massage! By another woman! I wasn't having sex! I've been to spas before. He didn't mind. He said 'yeah but I was expecting it then.' And followed it up by saying 'if you found out that I had a massage on facebook and I hadn't told you, you'd be pissed off.' Yes I have told him it was a woman therapist. What the hell is he talking about ? He goes out loads. I hardly ever go out. First time in 2 months and he's being an arse about my 'secret' massage.

No it's called a wonky massage, I was doing desk massages at a firm in the city as an appreciate your staff day and one wide boy cheekily asked how much for a wonky massage as he did the hand gesture , I told him he couldn't afford me!!

You sure it wasn't just his accent?

There's appreciating staff but this is something else.
You dirty girl.

Haha apparently it is a thing , lots of my city boy mates knew what it ment, now if anyone in our family says they are going for a massage they get asked if its a wonky massage, even my old nan

How come he gets to go out and you don't? He is being a SuperKnob by the way.

Urgh massage after meal??

You lot are making me laugh ALOT!

I do think its projection. So what has HE been getting up to and not telling me about ? I don't care. Must be about time for another secret massage ;)

Excruciating detail. I like that.

'Today at precisely 11.03am I answered the front door to accept your package and the delivery driver chatted me up. He was approx. 5ft 9 inches, Brown hair, quite fit, a lot younger than me but not as good looking as the cavity insulation man who looked like 30-something Brad Pitt."