He's very handsome in a rugged way.
Always clean shaven and lovely.
Showers far too much and is mostly adorable.
But he has ears like a bastard fraggle.
I mean so bad that I struggle to keep my eyes off them.
He has allowed me to pluck them 
Admittedly the first time he was off his tits on morphine (a+e kidney stones, I was all over the fuzzy fuckers) and each time after that he lets me do one or two then starts crying about the pain 
AIBU to say it's a deal breaker, either the fur goes or he sleeps on the sofa?