AIBU Regarding DPartners Ear Hair.

[Fatstacks]

He's very handsome in a rugged way.
Always clean shaven and lovely.
Showers far too much and is mostly adorable.

But he has ears like a bastard fraggle.
I mean so bad that I struggle to keep my eyes off them.

He has allowed me to pluck them

Admittedly the first time he was off his tits on morphine (a+e kidney stones, I was all over the fuzzy fuckers) and each time after that he lets me do one or two then starts crying about the pain

AIBU to say it's a deal breaker, either the fur goes or he sleeps on the sofa?

singe off any nose or ear hair

Bloody hell, he lives dangerously. Do they also use a cut-throat razor?

I have a DH who actively requests that I pluck out straggly shoulder hair and squeeze spots, while not noticing or caring about my own laziness in the leg hair department. He's a keeper.

Blatent boasting there Fickle

Oh yes!

bigbluestars!

an ex used to lick then shave the hairs between my toes

Sure get him a trimmer, but as long as you dictate his body hair he can dictate yours.

Fairs fair, which is why I'm stuck shaving rather private areas in exchange for DPs back, nose and facial hair being corralled.

I can't help feeling the responses would be vastly different if this were a man saying his wife must remove her body hair.

I do remove my mustache at his request SoupDragon, apparently i bear more than a passing resemblance to Tom Sellick when I let itggrow in.