My mum just pointed one leg straight at the ceiling

[GrandTheftQuarto]

and farted at me.

Then collapsed in giggles.

WIBU to brew a good one and point it right back at her?

Classy family

I no, rite?

Yanbu! brew a silent but deadly one and aim true!

I thought this was going to be about her fantastic athleticism. Impressive non the less

She claims it was unintentional - she was innocently stretching and it slipped out.

We've not even been drinking.

This is actually a respectable middle-class well-spoken sixty-year-old retired professional's wife we're talking about here.

Get the sprouts out.

I am farting so much this week (not sure if IBS playing up or high sprout diet). I was surprised to find DH still alive this morning (he sleeps right under the covers)

As my kids would say 'cupcake' her ;)

I had to Urban Dictionary that

She is actually impressively athletic, which is very little consolation when you're on the receiving end of it.

YABU

Im in bed and the dog is curled up behind my legs and i let one go he huffed and turned over

Oh for goodness sake, I'm such an easy going sort of person but fart humour? Really? Fgs grow up. It's one thing to do it, but then to go post it on the Internet and try and get comments from others about it?

Happy Christmas my2

Merry Xmas and happy new year lucyBabs

Oh, its not humour. This is deadly serious.

And if my mother is young enough to do it, I'm young enough to laugh at it.

Yeah...

Happy Poo Year!

Oi! Don't hold that fart in much longer GrandTheft!

YWBU! Do it!

Sorry, I obviously meant to type YWNBU!

Pull my finger.

I don't even like sprouts much but I've been eating them just for fuel. I shall have my revenge!