My mum just pointed one leg straight at the ceiling

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and farted at me.

Then collapsed in giggles.

WIBU to brew a good one and point it right back at her?

My farts are so unbelievably loud and rank too. My ds seems to have inherited this particular quality..

I don't normally laugh at fart jokes, but that made me giggle a lot more then it should - I'm picturing your mum wearing pearls and a pastel twin set, then launching a deadly bio-attack at you

I've never understood the pulling the finger thing. What does it mean? Does it actually make you fart?

I too thought you were talking about some ballet/yoga type move and was very impressed . My DS16 is a world-class 'operator' in this area and for some reason waits until he's near me or performs 'enthusiastically' whenever we're in the car together - god-awful tis

OH GOD SHE JUST DID IT AGAIN

I haven't even managed to produce an eeper yet and she's somehow managed to nurture and release a surreptitious SBD killer of a guff and she's just watching Hard Talk and pretending it hasn't happened.

You wouldn't think 7 stone of genteel-looking woman could engineer something quite so noxious.

The sixty years are the giveaway. I don't want to know what happens to one's arse around the age of 55, but it definitely becomes more vocal.

I envy her flexibility, though!

And may have to put that wetsuit picture on my timeline ...

Its something I'm always telling my kids off for....toilet humour....but I am having a quiet giggle to myself...Lying in bed I have just had the most enormous pass wind...I actually got out and sprayed some perfume...and the dog looked at me with ,I swear, disgust on his face....reminds me of years ago when my older brother would wrestle me to the floor and sit on me and fart in my face!!!! Go for it OP

Mil if on a walk tells us to go on ahead as shes just venting....

Personally I'd go for silent and violent, catch her by surprise! :)

She'd be very welcome in our house, we love a bit of fart humour

Not sure about 55, something happened to me after childbirth, I let rip all the time

Classy family !!

Oh, we are, we are.