WHY DO ALL WOMEN, ABSOLUTELY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM INSIST ON USING SAUCEPANS THE SIZE OF BATHS TO COOK THEIR RICE IN!
Don't they care that they're using more energy to heat it?! Don't they care about the boyzone layer? Women are all panda murdering planet destroyers! The lovely county of Royal Berkshire what I do live in will soon be a desert thanks to those bumpy chested rice drowners! Can you imagine a world without Maidenhead?!?!?!
For god's sake use smaller pans women!