To be over the moon and desperate to get home

[motherofmonster]

wooo hoooo... my pineapple cutter from betterware arrived this morning, and i cant wait to get home to try it ...no more struggling in this house any more. I'm going to get the better of you yet you big spiky bastard

That's actually properly made me LOL.

YANBU... new gadgets are the stuff of dreams.

I cried for joy when I received my new avocado tool.

Go you!

and I'd hate to be yhe awaiting pineapple at your house

YABU- Pineapple is disgusting!

What on earth are you doing to avocados that requires a special tool NoRoom?!

I just ordered one from amazon as mine went kaput the other day, don't know what I would do without it

I will place it in my kitchen drawer next to my strawberry huller which is a dream to use, soooo easy and quite good fun with its little pincer grip.

YANBU. My Nutribullet arrived yesterday, I've never been so excited to mash up bits of fruit.

I don't how you can sit at your desk knowing such fun awaits you at home.

DoJo

My tool can "Split, pit, slice and scoop" avocados. When I saw it I couldn't live without it.

i am clock watching... it is only tea and mumsnet that is saving me from jumping right out the window

Do let us know if it works, mother, I may request one for my stocking.

Every one has a draw full of faders we buy then decide to recent back to a knife.

I hope it's everything you expect and more.

NoRoom where can I get one.
I love avos but messy de-pitting puts me off.

Have you considered masturbation?

This is what I always say on threads where people are overly domesticky

But depitting avocados is easy.

Slice around the skin, split in two and scoop out each half in one go with a spoon.

YANBU

I have half a pineapple every day.

Not sure why you can't use a knife to cut it tho.

"My tool can "Split, pit, slice and scoop" avocados."

So can mine. It can also peel potatoes, cut veg, cut meat and even spread butter.

It's a fantastic new invention called a knife :)

i have tried masturbation, although never with a pineapple cutter. That is over and above kinky fuckery imho

Ouch!

Ladyluck it was from Lakeland origin of most useless kitchen gadgetry

Knives are so last week, Skylark

Thanks NoRoom

YABU- Pineapple is disgusting! - said fruitloops

There's ALWAYS one, isn't there?

How can anyone dislike the taste of pineapple? It's such an inoffensive 1970's exotic fruit that has been sadly discarded for fancy interlopers such as passion fruit and papaya.