could john clease not sit with his legs together?????

[kennyp]

he's being unreasonable on my graham norton viewing. eurgh.

John can put his legs where he damn well likes. He's the perfect guest compared to Taylor 'omg she's so stupid' Swift and Kevin 'Mr Personality' Pietersen.

He's not on public transport so YABATadU

Oh, John. Cleese is coming across as a real twat. Am sad, as I thought he was nice.

You I so disagree! Well, not on the KP frofront - he is clearly a twat.
But Cleese is just a misanthrope and poor Taylor is having to bring the charm all on her own.

Yes, I think taylor is coming across well.

Anyway kenny, he must have heard you as he's shut his legs a bit.

Cleese "me me me me me me..."

He's hilarious.

Graham could have had a show without the other two and no one would have been bothered.

Ops. The balls are getting their space back.

I am warming to Taylor. Her cat is beautiful.

Sorry, Cocktail, he's a very gifted funny man. But an uber twat. And that's being generous.

I like Taylor.i think she's basically a nice person.

Poor Taylor. I really think she agrees wih me re Cleese and KP.
Her body language shouts as much.

her cat is a cute cute thing, and i absolutely HATE cats.

john cleese is a complete twat imo. he was an utter knob on alan carr. bet graham could do with taylor shifting to her right and cleese sitting behind the sofa. he's an arse.

but i love graham norton (should he be reading)

Yep, taylor thinks the other two are twats.

I have always really liked JC - am shocked! Old fool.

his balls are almost hanging off the sofa now. revolting. i need to stop looking at them.

She probably thought yup, going on Graham Norton is always relatively fun, there's sometimes some good giggles with the other guests...

Not this time Swifty.

He's never been funny.

kenny stop thinking about John Cleese ' s badgers.
You will have some bad dreams unless you do...

Nadgers. Nadgers. NADGERS.

Not badgers. Though that would be a trippy dream.

I am gobsmacked at quite how bright Taylor is. She is totally holding her own against Cleese. He's tried to verbally smack her down and it's made him look an idiot.

And I'm a 45 year old woman.

i am PMSL spotted badgers!!!!!! allllllllllllllll i can think about now is the JCBs (John Cleese's Bollocks).

kevin peterson is chat show gold

spotted BADGERS!??!?!??! i mean spotted ZEBRA!!!!!! but i've now got badgers AND nadgers on the brain. thank god i haven't got john cleese's on my chin. EURGH

Yeah chat show gold if you want to be sent to sleep to dream about JCBs.
Sweet dreams. Ahem.

Aww, finally someone that she can talk to that hopefully won't patronise her.

i've never laughed so much at talking about graham norton - i haven't laughed an iota at watching it this week. (sad face)

those bloody bollocks are on display again. he's such a complete bell end. (obviously he'd speak highly of me though)