could john clease not sit with his legs together?????

[kennyp]

he's being unreasonable on my graham norton viewing. eurgh.

I think his very large paunch must stop him from sitting with his legs together. I wish he'd stop banging on about all the alimony he has to pay.

Yes, he's suddenly developed a paunch, hasn't he? He's been banging on about alimony for years now - and he's married again, so it didn't put him off that much! It's all a bit old.

I watched this and felt sorry for Taylor Swift. Who thought putting her on with those two egotistical arses was a good idea?!

She held her own but her body language suggested she felt very uncomfortable, understandably.