to ignore my bf request for a grapefruit?

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Guy I've only been seeing very recently sent me this with a wink, should I just ignore?

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07/13/grapefruit-technique-blow-job_n_5581986.html

Depends on whether you want to do it or not I suppose.

I think its a bit early in the relationship for weird stuff

Tell him to go grapefruit himself.

As we have no idea what you've been up to already or what you're both in to, no idea whether it's unreasonable at all.

We've only been seeing each other less than a month

He sounds disgusting and tacky. Doesn't seem like he respects you that much.

Thanks lady that's what I thought

1. Yeuch. What a seedy man! So now you know his interest in you is for blow jobs and well, citrus fruit. Tell him to buy himself a grapefruit and shove it up his arse. And also spend the rest of his life fucking grapefruit because he runs less of a risk of them thinking him a sad wanker. Which I suspect many women now do.

1. That woman in the video is hilarious!

I replied I'm getting a watermelon for um your ass! Lol

lol!! HAve just watched the video. She is SCARY!!

Too soon, I think... but depends what you have been doing up to now, I suppose.

He's gonna smell the citrus in the air...

Not sure I was supposed to laugh out loud there.

Can someone just explain it please? not clicking that link!

OMG at the noise she makes while sucking that dildo surely that's enough to put anyone off!

winni basically you chop both ends of a grapefruit. Cut a willy sized hole in it. Blindfold your fella. Start giving him a blowjob (apparently very loudly) and then use the grapefruit on him.

Wouldn't it stin?

Sting?

This thread is MARVELLOUS, and definitely has Classics potential.

On a serious note, if he's a bit sleazy generally then I think you can chalk this one up to sleazy behaviour, too. However, if he's a nice guy and thinks you both enjoy a bit of freakiness in the bedroom, then I would take it in the playful spirit it's meant. Do you feel uncomfortable about it?

On a lighter note, the woman in the video has more suction than my Henry and I expect the reason why no men 'complain' is because they're too scared to!

Warm the grapefruit first though, in warm water. Don't use the microwave!

And I agree, that sucking noise!

Text back that with his microwilly a satsuma will suffice.

that video! the noise!

Just told my boyfriend if I EVER make such noises in the bedroom he should shoot me in the head.

Are you sure he wasn’t just sending you the video to laugh at? The noise is SO funny! Imagine being blindfolded and that noise starts, you’d jump out of your skin.

That noise!

'Once you take the blindfold off he's gonna be looking at you like what the hell are you doing?'

I suspect he thought that a lot earlier...round about the time she started sounding like the Cookie Monster...

It'd be like a horror movie, If I was a bloke and a woman did that to me i'd be so terrified i'd probably kick her through the wall! Dear god!

LOL at don't use a microwave

On a serious note though, this woman holds parties - fellatio and squirting appear to be taught as standard and dildos are provided..... all for a meer $750

....and yoou don't even get to keep the dildo after use [boak]