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to ignore my bf request for a grapefruit?

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mls3 · 23/09/2014 08:58

Guy I've only been seeing very recently sent me this with a wink, should I just ignore?

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07/13/grapefruit-technique-blow-job_n_5581986.html

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colleysmill · 23/09/2014 14:34

Omg. I mean really? People do this?

Clearly I've led a sheltered life. How do you find out about this? Do you just randomly think one day "I'm going to get a grapefruit and stuck it in dp like a hulahoop for a change!"

Random1999 · 23/09/2014 14:36

sticking a grapefruit IN your dp? Oh god colleysmill

colleysmill · 23/09/2014 14:38

On on I meant on!!!

colleysmill · 23/09/2014 14:39

I think it's the shock Grin

ilovesooty · 23/09/2014 14:43

Did you meet him on Tinder?

MollyHooper · 23/09/2014 14:44

Goodness, that noise. Shock

Sounds like a live haddock stuck in a Dyson.

It must be very off putting.

IrishBloodEnglishHeart · 23/09/2014 14:53

If I were a bloke I would go flaccid the minute she started making that God awful noise. Never mind the grapefruit what kind of BJ technique is that anyway - fucking terrifying.

Mandatorymongoose · 23/09/2014 15:01

Saw this video a while ago - I'd have thought he was just sending it you as a joke.

Surely it's not a real thing?

Surely?

HaveNameChangedForThisPost · 23/09/2014 15:01

Please name change work Blush

I saw this and umm.. tried this Grin

Was messy and sticky but the, ahem, reviewer said it was really good! He knew about it beforehand though. But apparently it stings a bit afterwards Grin

LetticeKnollys · 23/09/2014 15:04

Haha! I would have assumed it was a joke as well. Oh god that noise, it sounds like wild animals fighting.

HaveNameChangedForThisPost · 23/09/2014 15:11

I promise those noises DID NOT OCCUR Grin Grin can't believe I have just admitted to trying this...

mls3 · 23/09/2014 17:13

Glad that those noises aren't normal

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