To be sick off getting crumbs down my top!

[bethcutler13]

Please, does anyone else suffer from this? Everytime I eat anything remotely crumbly I end up with most of it stuck down my bra. It's pretty embarrassing going out for coffee and having the choice of sitting there with crumbs of cake wedged in between my boobs or stand up and shake the crumbs out which being a bigger busted girl usually involves lifting my boobs up and sweeping the crumbs from underneath.
My dp is used to the post biscuit procedure, poor guy but im starting to feel like a bit of a crazy person. Anyone else been here ??

You have the choice! Stop eating cake or wear turtle necks! (Or a bib)

Bib every time

Nope unless you're 5

Yup, me too! I just try to ignore it at best. AT worst, I'll just scoop them out

Happens all the time. And it's so itchy if you can't hoik them out (the crumbs not the boobs).

Same here. I refuse to stop eating cake.

My co-worker walked in on me fishing bacon crumbs (BLT for lunch) out of my bra cup yesterday. Maybe I do need a bib...

Yes- Sometimes I'm pretty sure my boobs eat more than I do.

Definitely wearing the wrong size cup... Pretty sure my left boob is a whole different cup size to the right but that's another thread!

Lean forward, and small forkfuls? Not ideal but less danger

I've been eating a lot of ryvita crackerbreads. They are a right bastard for boob crumbs. I try to be healthy and end up with half my breakfast in my bra!

I feel like my boobs are a crumb tray sometimes.

So pleased it's not just me who gets crumbs down there

I dropped a whole meatball down my cleavage once. In the middle of chiquitos.

Dh was happy to help fish it out, in between his hysterical laughter. bastard

Is it a big boob problem?

Maybe in smaller breasted women the mouth 'juts' out further than the boobs, so crumbs fall to the lap/table/floor, while in larger breasted women the boobs 'jut' out further than the mouth, and so act as a natural crumb catcher.

Good point about the big boob thing. Makes sense.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one

Can't you pop to the toilet and do your post cake de-crumb routine in private?

Yes, it's just a bit uncomfortable sitting there with the crumbs in my bra before hand. Probably easier to invest in a bib

YES! very annoying. And I can't wear turtlenecks they make my boobs look even gianter!

Although since I got bra intervened it's more down my top than in my bra . There's a reason to do it OP.

This is a fullsome embonpointe problem. I suffer too, now I'm a 38D; never happened when I was a 32AA, the only reason I fished around in my bra then was to locate my boobs. What we need are those modesty panel thingies my Great Gran wore to disguise her cleavage. I make one out of a bit of kitchen paper when I'm eating crumbly (or dribbly) stuff at home. -Classy--

This never happens to me and I'm 34GG!!

Hold the plate under your chin or stuff it all in in one mouthful