To be sick off getting crumbs down my top!

[bethcutler13]

Please, does anyone else suffer from this? Everytime I eat anything remotely crumbly I end up with most of it stuck down my bra. It's pretty embarrassing going out for coffee and having the choice of sitting there with crumbs of cake wedged in between my boobs or stand up and shake the crumbs out which being a bigger busted girl usually involves lifting my boobs up and sweeping the crumbs from underneath.
My dp is used to the post biscuit procedure, poor guy but im starting to feel like a bit of a crazy person. Anyone else been here ??

Haha. Story of my life (massive boobs).

I'm not particularly large busted but I have a big boob crumb problem. It's an issue! We need a support group or something.

I'm hoping the people behind me in the cinema today didn't see me rummaging down my bosom for lost popcorn ....

ohmymimi I remember seeing those advertised recently! might have been in one of the magazines that comes with the Sunday papers, or one of those catalogues that come through the door.

It's not only me then,I feel like my boobs eat more than I do.

I've found this since I've got bigger chested,have also found I have no idea how much room they take up when I'm out for a meal as I've managed to knock things over several times now(which my DH and 5 DC all find amusing)have also managed to get food on the chest area of my top before when I'm out starting to remember to leave enough space for them now.

As I am currently by the seaside, I can also confirm that any stray sand being blown romantically across the beach flicked haphazardly by toddler will also end up in your bra, and worse, stuck to your sun cream, making decorous retrieal nigh-on impossible. In the end I waited till my son was running around with no pants on to do the pull and shake and free them in the manner gravity intended whilst everyone around was distracted...

Well, the bra internationalists and Bravissimo did not sort this problem for me - who can I complain to?!

I can shake a whole meal out of my bra at night. I'll never starve.

Probably bouncing straight off again chessieFL!

I had some cheese escape down there today.

Happens to me all the sodding time and I'm a 34c so not huge.
Sat in the cinema today eating popcorn. I think about half ended up in my boobs.

I am a 34 DD, after your OP, I would suggest you need to eat slower, or with a napkin. Alternatively, look at what you are eating. Food down your boobs at A32A not nice, food down your boobs DD not nice. No one willingly eats or pays for ex boob food, unless through small add.

If I are slowly id just end up with food down my top for a longer period of time I'm pretty sure. I'll just have to start holding the play to my chin as suggested or purchase a bib,
It's probably less embarrassing that way.
I had this problem even when I was a 32 C it's just got worse and more difficult to fish the good out now I'm well...bigger there

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I get this too. Although my boobs are good for balancing plates or cups on so I can lean back on the sofa and not have to move much in order to eat. It's like having a personal shelf with me at all times. Swings and roundabouts.

I found melted chocolate down there once. Fucking flakes are the worst.