DH naked on the patio IHBU?

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We've been gardening. It's bloody hot as heck. He's a bit of a naturist.

He's just stripped off and is sitting on the patio in the nude.

Is he being unreasonable? And should I take my dress off and join him?

Is your garden overlooked at all? If not then definitely join him! I'd happily wander around naked in my garden if it was secluded.

Hibu.

I hope he's not tea bagging the insects

Depends on how visible he is to neighbours. I have no qualms to walk around the house naked but cover up in the garden... But only because neighbours would very much see.

What factor sunscreen is he using?

Hmm, plastic, metal or wooden chair?

HINBU, but dont give him a blowjob out there

I'd have no issue with it, my family are pretty used to naked people, and understand that people are free to (pretty much) do as they please.

Some people have hang-ups, or see nakedness within eyesight of their children as akin to peadophillia.

What are your neighbours like?

Oooh I hope it's not those chairs with the slats. That could be painful

Is it the front garden or the back?

No slats

Not overlooked, neighbour is out and if she does pop her head over the fence she'll call over first.

If he's staying like it I'll put some more cream on him.

Front garden BTW.

Joke

More cream, oo er

If it's not overlooked hinbu but you are.

:o

The dress is off

I love a bit of naturism in hot weather. So nice. Go for it!

The dress is off -

Surely he doesn't need you to put the cream on THERE for him??

My username has never seemed so appropriate.

it's just skin.

My DH would do this all the time, given half the chance. That's where DS3 gets it from, always stripping off

Bad idea

I was watering the courgettes yesterday (not a euphemism) fully clothes and an ant got on my dress and bit me all over

Nut sack ant bites wouldn't be funny

I'm stealing that.....

'I gave his courgettes a good watering, if y'know what I mean'

I'm singing nut sack ant bites to the tune of Nut Bush City Limits now.

Arf @ shockers