DH naked on the patio IHBU?

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We've been gardening. It's bloody hot as heck. He's a bit of a naturist.

He's just stripped off and is sitting on the patio in the nude.

Is he being unreasonable? And should I take my dress off and join him?

Anyone having (slightly burnt) sausages in the garden - on the BBQ of course - this evening?

Is this a live garden shag thread?!

It's not even Friday yet!

Are you on a flight path?

Google earth in your area today? :)

Surely they are sitting in the lady garden ?

Does your neighbour 'yoohoo' because he's got form for sunning his tallywhacker?

If I got an eyeful of my grumpy arthritic old bastard of a neighbour I would need therapy.

Can think of a couple I wouldn't balk at though.

Nothing beats a bit of scrotal sweat and bum crack juice to give the garden chairs that beefy aroma.

Oi! Who said he was arthritic or sweaty?!?!?

Cheeky fuckers.

Not usually naked no, but I think it's only polite to shout over before you stick your head over someone's garden.

Love this thread!

Hm, yes, good points by previous posters.

We'll need some sort of reference picture to judge properly if yabu or not.

If my garden werent overlooked, I'd be on DD's trampoline stark naked.

Bahahahaha

My son was a garden naturist today but he's 2. He shat on the steps.

Glad to report that DH didn't shit on the steps - bless your DS PilauMice - or leave beefy arse juice on the patio furniture (he is very clean)

Well, after initially being very reticent about stripping off, I reckon it's the future.

No more white bits for a start! Also it was lovely not to feel so hot and clammy wearing clothes.

I think it's only polite to shout over before you stick your head over someone's garden.

Ha! If she wasn't before, she will be now!

If there weren't so many feral neighbor kids running through our yard, I might consider it. But as it is, I don't want to scar any of them for life and DD might need friends as she gets older. :)

Not a question to think about today as it is not very hot. My main concern would be that you are sat on a towel if sat on any furniture.

My DH would happily do that, but we have two elderly ladies living on either side of the hedge... Wouldn't want to give them heart attacks

DP and I are always naked when it's warm enough, in the house or garden.
If people don't want to see, they don't have to look. And as said above - no white bits!

Hmm. As I have fairly substantial boobage this nakedness just doesn't appeal; I have to clutch onto my chest while going about my garden business, especially if it's business involving secateurs. I'm quite attached to my nipples and would hate them to come to a sad end whilst dead heading the geraniums.

Should say I would have to clutch onto my chest. I certainly don't clutch my chest when fully clothed in the garden, that would look odd .

I usually keep my knickers on (only) although we aren't overlooked.
It is imkportant seek to retgain the right to be naked.

I think it was awful that some poor men who stripped off for a swim were threatened by police very recently with being put on the sex offender register. At this rate they will force us all into burkas to please religions that think the naked body should be covered up. We must resist.
Nudity rules.

My friend stayed over last night, I was irrationally angry that I had to wear clothes in bed. Perhaps I should've just slept in the garden, naked as the day I was born... Only less gunky.

Just look out for low-flying airplanes and pervy squirrels.

Is your garden the Garden of Eden, OP?

"My DH would happily do that, but we have two elderly ladies living on either side of the hedge... Wouldn't want to give them heart attacks"

They might have a stroke ....know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink.