Dirty Old Woman

[WeirdCatLady]

Good God Neville Longbottom!

PHWOOOOOOAAAARRR!!!!

Bloody hell!

Who would have guessed he'd turn out like that!

Oh aye. Lad's blossomed. Although they did make him wear false teeth & padding in the earlier years.

Whaaaat? He's almost unrecogniseable!

Such a nice guy. Opened the school fair at his nephew's school a few years ago and signed loads of HP books (and all of mine lol).

I know! He's turned out very nice. Vereeeeee niccccey

MrsJay and myself were severely chastised for perving admiring this young man (after he was in The Syndicate)

He doesn't fall into the "Half +7" rule (ie half my age =24+7 =31)
So 31 is the youngest I can letch over. He's 25.

I'm 28 i can have him

OMG, he looks amazing

He used to come into a restaurant I used to work In. I didn't get to meet him but apparently he was very nice.

Wow!!!!!

If only I was 30 years younger (wipes drool off hairy chin)

In the words of Buzzfeed: he is a smokin' hottie...

36 so I can just sneak him in...

Okaaay. Who is he?

Christ, he can long my bottom

He plays Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter films. Unwittingly saves the day several times.

You should change you name OP, it should now be DirtyOldCatLady

Shocking behaviour. Absolutely outrageous.

I know! And by 70's definition I am OFFICIALLY a dirty old woman!

But really. You can understand the temptation.

(Also drools)

Not looking not looking im old enough to be his mum phwoarhe is ok

Ha 70s yoy got here before me

Nothin' wrong with bein' a cougar. Just sayin'.

oooh I hadn't heard of that half+7 rule! although it's irrelevant because he is older than me

he is very nice indeed.

at long my bottom valerie

I gave the half + 7 rule some years ago.

I have a new rule that is a man is old enough to technically be the father of my child then they're fair game. Luckily I am old woman with an 8 year old so I reckon 25 is just about doable.

(Doable in the nicest possible sense of the word of course)

By that definition he is still 18 months too young for me.

So, since we are being dirty old ladies…here's Handy Manny. Just because I would I can