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Dirty Old Woman

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WeirdCatLady · 02/07/2014 18:11

Good God Neville Longbottom!

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Needaninsight · 03/07/2014 11:46

Half your age plus 7 is the youngest you're allowed to letch over? Ha. Grin

Husband is half my age plus 6 Wink and looks like Zac Effron. Lucky me!

ScrambledSmegs · 03/07/2014 12:17

Oh, yeah he's in Bluestone 42. Has definitely become an attractive man, but still would feel awfully strange perving over him.

I like the show a lot through. Good cast.

Idontseeanyicegiants · 03/07/2014 12:34

I have a bit of a thing for Tony Gardiner from Bluestone 42 but he's older than me so that's ok Grin
A bit spoiled for choice in that really..

Sallystyle · 03/07/2014 12:50

I googled his other pictures but I am not keen on his mouth.

I have a thing for Darren Criss/Blaine from glee

He is too young for me :(

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Shockers · 03/07/2014 12:52

Neville is younger than DS1.

I'm not looking.

JerseySpud · 03/07/2014 12:53

im 29.

I could get away with it!

lettertoherms · 03/07/2014 12:57

He's older than I am.

Where do I find him?

ChocolateBubbleBarsmakemefat · 03/07/2014 13:24

I dont like that rule...it means i cant appreciate perv on Zac Efron! he's 26 and my half age + 7 = 27

Ignoring rule and scrolling back to DottyDoos picture... phwoar

ChocolateBubbleBarsmakemefat · 03/07/2014 13:27

Channing Tatum is 34 ...Get in!!!

DottyDooRidesAgain · 03/07/2014 13:39

HANDS OFF!!!

Signed

Mrs DottyDoo Tantum

Grin
MrsSlocombesPussy · 03/07/2014 18:33

Here he is playing Innuendo Bingo:www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01h0yrm

ChocolateBubbleBarsmakemefat · 03/07/2014 19:57
Grin
TKKW · 03/07/2014 20:11

Grin at all you lot!

Youarejustwordsonascreenpeople · 03/07/2014 22:38

My darling husband sent me this for my delectation, it'd be rude not to share Grin

www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/shaaaawing-lady-boners?bffb

jeanmiguelfangio · 03/07/2014 23:21

Jeez, that was unexpected. Although I am only 3 years older so well in the age range. Do you think he has a thing for mums in old ill fitting pyjamas, because I would be right up his street.

ScrambledSmegs · 04/07/2014 11:17

Icegiants I know EXACTLY what you mean. Although I don't find him attractive in anything else. Especially not in Fresh Meat, he's far too good at playing creepily repulsive!

MrsPMT · 04/07/2014 12:55

Youarejust phwoarr, had to turn that off Blush, DS & his pal in the room, will have a look later Wink

Am a terrible 'dirty old woman', my current famous crush is 24 ffs, I'm old enough to be his mum Blush, the half your age + 7 years not working for that one Grin

vitaminz · 04/07/2014 12:57

Not my cup of tea.

Youarejustwordsonascreenpeople · 04/07/2014 13:59

Glad to be of service MrsPMT Grin

I do tend to go for the slightly older men rather than the boys but it's still fun to watch.

HavanaSlife · 04/07/2014 14:10

Well the half age +7 works but ds1 is 19 so the old enough to have fathered my child rule would mean he's out of bounds

PoirotsMoustache · 04/07/2014 14:12

Youarejustwordsonascreenpeople Thanks for that! I now have to go take a cold shower.... Grin

shitatusernames · 04/07/2014 18:15

Thank you, that is all I have to say Grin

Youarejustwordsonascreenpeople · 04/07/2014 19:38

I'll pass on your thanks to my DH who very thoughtfully saw it and thought of me Grin

shitatusernames · 04/07/2014 19:58

Ha ha, he's a very good husband to you Grin

shitatusernames · 04/07/2014 20:00

Chris Hemsworth mmmmm

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