Neighbours kids call round to fill up on your junk cupboard? Report them to SS. They must be starving their kids.
New partner, loads of handbags? - Report them for benefit fraud. Something must be up.
Tenants having a bad day, dog poo left in the garden? Report them to environmental health and try and evict them.
Whatever happened to talking to your neighbours? Offering a helping hand? AIBU is just full of "friends" reporting each other for the most spurious reasons atm. Is this what that big society thing was meant to be about?