Horrid way to start a conversation

[DuckyMoDuckyMoMo]

"Your place or mine we are both on here for the same reason no need to beat around the bush only beating will be me inside u fancy the D"

I mean really? Wtf is that who sends these i was online dating and this is what I received

At least he's being straight forward about it.

Ummm I'm sooo turned on right now

Gosh, that's quite some silver lining you've found there

I'm not sure I could be so positive - I'd be revolted

Makes me jealous of all you single gals

Wow.....can I have him instead!

Atleast you can avoid him, you know what he wants.

I've had some corkers online dating. Though nothing that blunt. My favorite ones are the very flowery ones who tell you they will spend all their salary on you. (CAveat: I haven't got as far as testing their promises).

At least "fancy a bit of frisky fun?" was a bit less in your face.

What's the D?

I have just started online dating some pervert messaged asking if I go bareback or use condoms I ignored and blocked the creep

And you turn these princes of charm down??

Eva I think the D stands for Dick

And you turn these princes of charm down??

its a struggle but... yes.

Its the lack of punctuation that turns me right off. I actually appreciate the "no beating around the bush" thing (if that is what youre there for) but he could've been a bit more eloquent about it.

My reply may of been a tad harsh

"I'd rather stick burning hot needles in my eyes than to ever have to meet you in person"

It apparently worked one everyone else he's met

It apparently worked one everyone else he's met

Yet he has not met anyone yet worthy of staying with!

This guy is just looking for a shag

Just like UriGeller, my biggest problem with that message is the complete lack of punctuation! That alone would have me reaching for the delete button!

Obviously it's worked on everyone else he's met. But how many hundreds has he not met because they don't like his approach?

This guy is just looking for a shag

RussellBrandsEyeliner how do you work these things out?

I suppose it explains why some of these creeps are single though..

Andrew I'm very happily married now but used to do a lot of internet dating in the past..as soon as they start mentioning things like "Your place or mine" its pretty clear what they are after.

Let me at him!

I got all moist just reading his message.

You can all have him lol! He's blocked and deleted

Was it just me that sniggered about "beating around the bush"?

I really need to grow up.

parallax I didn't giggle at first, but now that you have put it into giggle-mode context, I certainly am. Sounds like he prefers beating through the bush than around it... Vom.

Thats made me feel a bit dirty...yuck

what a catch....not

Such eloquence. The lack of punctuation is muddying the waters slightly - what does the last bit mean? Is it a question? A statement? Who us doing the fancying, and what dies D refer to?