Horrid way to start a conversation

[DuckyMoDuckyMoMo]

"Your place or mine we are both on here for the same reason no need to beat around the bush only beating will be me inside u fancy the D"

I mean really? Wtf is that who sends these i was online dating and this is what I received

He is saying it has worked for everyone else to make you feel like you are silly to turn him down..

I presume "the D" is for a dick so tiny it doesn't justify a full length name?

I certainly don't feel silly, wise but not silly lol

What is he out of ten? And you?

Well I have to say, he is up front and honest (even if he is a bit of a prick!) rather that than some idiot with the same attitude bullshitting about wanting more than just a fuck.

Sazham

You mean looks wise? Lol

"You can beat around my bush anytime mate, just avoid my genital herpes though, they're causing me gyp at the mo. How does Saturday evening at mine sound?".

Yes lookswise, if hes a +2 more than you then its fair game.

There was a long thread recentl about this. Aren't there any sites that don't peddle this shit. A nice polite site for folk NOT looking for just a shag. Where you get banned if you come on like that etc.

My SIL met her husband through Internet dating so it worked for her in that she met someone looking for more than a shag.

Is it POF?!

Plenty Of Fish.

No badoo!

Sazham in my personal opinion he was about a 2 not good looking to me at all.

I once had some charmer on POF message me with "not bothered reading ur profile, dya fancy bangin".

It was a struggle holding myself back I can tell you.

Actually I forgot, it wasn't bangin, it was slammin. Even better!

Stuff uniform dating, there's obviously a market for an online dating site that bans anyone that can't spell or use punctuation, and insists on using text speak

I seem to remember from reading something, years ago, that Martin Amis wrote about his youth, that he said he and his brother used to write their phone number on slips of paper and just walk around handing them out to random women, and they almost always got a Saturday night date out of it. The logic was, throw enough mud and some of it will stick, and it worked. Must be the same with those email scams about transferring money to your account to avoid death taxes and so on. It only takes one mug to be on to a winner. (Just shows even literary types sink to this level as well as the txtspk kings too)

I can't beleive you replied! I delete or report (if icky enough)

Crude methodology and hardly the best way to woo a lady.

I sat there in disbelief for a while but I'd sent it before I realised I should of just blocked lol. He's blocked now though

Some strange ones in the world however online dating is proving to be kind of pointless lol

Back in the '80's, an aquaintance (male) used to stand outside nightclubs at chucking out time and ask women if they "fancied a fuck". Sometimes - often enough for him to keep doing it - it worked. I guess this is the modern equivalent!

At least he was honest.

Better than pretending to want anything else.

Makes sense to block him though.

He can beat my bush anytime he likes looks at overgrown holly bush in garden.

What a charmer I'm amazed he's still single

Is it just me that hates the beating/banging/slamming thing? It makes it non funny and gives me the shudders every time I hear it.

it just seems so brutal notto mention if a bloke things ramming away at a woman like an inanimate object is actually good...

softlysofty I hate it too and it paints a very unpleasant picture of the man who uses phrases like that.