AIBU in thinking you should wipe...

[TiggyD]

...dog's bottoms after they poo? Have people never heard of hi jean? And then these dogs sit on sofas and old people and children. It's wrong not to give their under-tail region a quick polish afterwards. KFC finger wipes would be an ideal thing for dog owners to carry with them for the porpoise of canine rim sanitation. Somebody should write to Mr Give.

Really?

Mr give - Mr gove.

But if you wipe too vigorously you risk an accidental emptying of the anal gland.

Well that's put me off KFC anyway

Surely it's what cotton buds are designed for, no?

Hi jean PMSL!

Never. Getting. A. Dog.

Sorry, i obviously mean cotton bids

And while we are at is we should follow our cats around all day monitoring their bowel movements so we can rim them with a lemon wipe too.

Dogs don't have the bowel/diet problems that people do, (without going into detail).

I take it this is lighthearted?

Or are you unwell?

Cotton buds? Those would get lost near my dog's ass.

'you risk an accidental emptying of the anal gland' O M G.

Oh god all those nasty germs...dettol your dogs arse people!

Won't anyone think of the children??

Mine would need a cotton bud the size of a mop.

Hi, Jean!

Sure a loofa would work?

Isn't tiggy a normal poster?
Strange thread!

I use baby wipes on my dog sometimes. Mostly the poo is dry and nipped off cleanly but there is the occasional runny one.

Do dogs sit on old people and children?

What's jean got to do with it?

Hi jean = hygiene!

This is normal for tiggy.

hi jean = hygiene?

My Great Aunt, who used to visit my GP's everyday, always used to wipe the dogs bum before she came into the house. I thought for years this was normal for every dog owner

My dog sits on children

Wtf is an anal gland and what happens when you empty one?