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Original poster

To sort of fancy Jon Richardson?

35 replies

helpmeimamess · 08/05/2014 23:24

I have a feeling it's probably wrong but...

Can anyone tell me I'm not alone? For one: he'd do ALL the housework.

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MrsHoolie · 08/05/2014 23:28

Yanbu

BumWad · 08/05/2014 23:29

He's well fit.

notamonkeysuncle · 08/05/2014 23:29

I have this problem too. That felt like a very big confession!

CointreauVersial · 08/05/2014 23:30

Too OCD for me, bless him.

MrsKoala · 08/05/2014 23:37

I so would.

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helpmeimamess · 08/05/2014 23:43

I would but then I think I'd probably kill him in rage too because of too many 'your shoes are wonky' etc. But then I'd just start doing the housework so poorly that he'd take it all over. I'm so conflicted watching 8 out of 10 cats. And clearly too invested in my imaginary dysfunctional relationship with him.

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TaliZorahVasNormandy · 08/05/2014 23:59

I kinda do a little aswell, he sounds so cute.

EatShitDerek · 08/05/2014 23:59

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ouryve · 09/05/2014 00:00

YANBU.

He strikes me as a Thoroughly Nice Bloke.

And would know how to use a vacuum cleaner.

IneedAwittierNickname · 09/05/2014 00:01

Yabu...
But oy because I want him all to myself!

IneedAwittierNickname · 09/05/2014 00:02

Oy ConfusedI meant only

WestEast · 09/05/2014 00:02

I would do rude thing aaaalllll over him.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 09/05/2014 00:03

Nickname Dont be greedy!!

hoppingmad · 09/05/2014 00:05

Yabu - there was a programme with him and Sean Locke travelling in America. I only watched a bit as it was so boring but Jon was a complete killjoy, didn't take part in anything and just seemed like he'd be dull company.

Before I saw that I might have agreed with you, he looks young but the dimples are cute

SantasLittleMonkeyButler · 09/05/2014 00:05

YANBU, I definitely wouldn't kick him out of bed Wink.

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helpmeimamess · 09/05/2014 00:06

I think we should leave him to Rachel Riley though, has anyone noticed the undressing eyes when she looks at him? I think I may be over estimating my chances by 'allowing' Rachel a shot though.

Found another episode of 8 out of 10 cats on Challenge now and just basking in the fact I'm not as odd as I thought!

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IneedAwittierNickname · 09/05/2014 00:07

Tali Grin

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helpmeimamess · 09/05/2014 00:10

Hopping, I'm never going to watch that and just live happily in ignorance Smile. Jon and I will have thoroughly enjoyable holidays actually.

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iK8 · 09/05/2014 00:10

He would be incredibly grateful... but then he'd probably pass you a tissue and some antibacterial gel to "sort yourself out" while he straightens up the curtains.

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helpmeimamess · 09/05/2014 00:11

iK8 Grin

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Pasithea · 09/05/2014 00:11

Who

iK8 · 09/05/2014 00:11

I misread the title at first and thought you meant Jon Ronson. Which would be slightly worse. He wouldn't even iron your pants.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 09/05/2014 00:12

Hes not actually single anymore, so our hopes are dashed.

Bogeyface · 09/05/2014 00:13

The sex would be good until the guilt kicked in. He strikes as someone who would be fantastic in every way until he felt bad about losing control.

So I would shag him and have the taxi waiting outside :o

Bogeyface · 09/05/2014 00:14

How do you make JR moan?

Wipe your fanny on the curtains

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