To sort of fancy Jon Richardson?

[helpmeimamess]

I have a feeling it's probably wrong but...

Can anyone tell me I'm not alone? For one: he'd do ALL the housework.

until he felt bad about losing control.

He wouldnt have to worry about that with me.

iK8: only slightly?
And Tali just stop. (We haven't made it public yet )

I think I've probably drank too much wine tonight...

After all the admiration on my part here I just can't imagine sex with him, I imagine he'd make noises like turtles do . I think just imagine him as a house pet masquerading as a partner.

Help You know its normally the quiet ones that are filthiest fuckers.

Jon: 'go slower, I've just ironed these sheets'

BUT TURTLE NOISES.

Have you seen the clip of the turtle giving one to a croc shoe? That's what I imagine!

Thanks for that lovely image Help.

Now I'm thinking that maybe he's actually a filthy beast as an outlet from his OCD style life, he has a glint in his eyes. It's one or the other though, couldn't imagine gentle loving Jon.

Maybe a bit of dirt turns him on, and he'll throw you on the table and ravage you silly.

YABabitU. I used to have a huge crush on him but I went to see him live and he was utterly dreadful. He wasn't very funny, kept forgetting his next joke, and explained it with 'sorry, I've not done this show for ages, I've forgotten half of it', which considering we'd paid good money for tickets I thought was bloody rude. He's still lovely to look at but that's about it. Put me right off!