To want to know what happened to Shineon?

[longo9995]

I've recently discovered mumsnet classics, and stumbled upon this thread

I believe from later comments that her story involved squirty cream, a bath, a broken leg on a first aid course and a vegetable...?!

Dying to know what the actual story was since it's now withdrawn!

I could tell you. But then I'd have to kill you.

Suffice it to say my DP is still traumatised from reading it. He mentioned it again only yesterday.

Partial, you're only adding to my suffering! How did I only just discover classics?!

She discovered a love of the funny little water birds that made her famous on mumsnet and now volunteers at the sealife centre. She's in charge of litter picking.

So to summarise, it involves:

1. Squirty cream
2. A bath
3. A broken leg on a first aid course
4. Birds
5. Fish
6. Litter
7. Vegetables

?!?!!? Please someone put me out of my misery!! You're all torturing me!

No, although she loved those water birds she decided instead to join a convent, so she could dress like one instead...

She is basically my feminist spiritual guru - mine and many others. She is always there with a virtual handhold and some gentle hairstroking.