I have greatly humiliated myself-even by my own standards. Please make me feel better by sharing your stories..

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RumourOfAHurricane Fri 24-Jul-09 21:07:46

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smellyeli Fri 24-Jul-09 21:09:35

I really can't top you, I'm afraid, but thank you for making my evening - ROFL.

FabBakerGirlIsBack Fri 24-Jul-09 21:10:32

Yes

grin

Geocentric Fri 24-Jul-09 21:11:33

I'm known for coming out with ridiculous disconnected bits of nonsense when I'm tired, but I'm afraid nothing remotely close to your stories. You are truly a goddess!!!

southeastastra Fri 24-Jul-09 21:11:44

you are alone grin

how did you break your leg on a first aid course shock?

You are alone grin

bigchris Fri 24-Jul-09 21:12:17

you've made that up!
why would you get an urge for squirty cream during a bath unless it was foreplay grin

differentID Fri 24-Jul-09 21:12:40

can I just say that you are very funny shineon?

IsItMeOr Fri 24-Jul-09 21:13:41

Shiney - You have clearly made these up to try to trick us into telling you embarrassing stories you will use against us. I'm onto you grin!

TeamEdward Fri 24-Jul-09 21:13:53

PMSL!!!

DH has just called downstairs in a concerned tone "Are you alright?" having heard me cackle at this thread!
Shinon, your threads always make me smile!!

TimothyTigerTuppennyTail Fri 24-Jul-09 21:13:57

Oh my goodness! I can't think of anything that horrendous, sorry!

RumourOfAHurricane Fri 24-Jul-09 21:14:56

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RumourOfAHurricane Fri 24-Jul-09 21:15:39

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PortBlacksandResident Fri 24-Jul-09 21:15:58

ROFL at naked squirty cream in mouth and boob feel - bet that made the old Gimmers night wink.

RumourOfAHurricane Fri 24-Jul-09 21:16:55

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AlistairSim Fri 24-Jul-09 21:17:00

It really, really is just you.

You do all those things so that we don't have to.

I thank you for that, I really do.

RumourOfAHurricane Fri 24-Jul-09 21:18:30

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Nope, don't think I can top that. Shineon, you're funny!

RumourOfAHurricane Fri 24-Jul-09 21:19:32

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Frasersmum123 Fri 24-Jul-09 21:19:58

These are not as good as yours but you might not feel alone if I tell you them

We once went to a wedding in the middle of bloody nowhere and I had the map - a horrid fly landed on it so I tried to get it out of the window, but managed to let the map go too and as it was one I had printed out it was just a couple of sheets of paper we couldnt find it again.

Gave myself a black eye - DS has a toy that was like a ball on elastic that you attach to one leg with velcro and skip or kick it with the other foot. The velcro stuck to the carpet so I pulled it really hard - it snapped back and got me right in the eye.

Last night while washing my hair I got it caught in my bracelet, with my hand on top of my head, so I had to call DH to come and untangle me.

I hope you feel a little better - you made me laugh out loud anyway

Hulababy Fri 24-Jul-09 21:21:24

Sorry, just you. But you did make me laugh!

RumourOfAHurricane Fri 24-Jul-09 21:22:10

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HerBeatitude Fri 24-Jul-09 21:22:28

Have you thought of writing an auto-biographical sitcom, Shineon?

Thunderduck Fri 24-Jul-09 21:23:36

I can't top those but my daft dp could probably match them.

Aimsmum Fri 24-Jul-09 21:24:16

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