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I really can't top you, I'm afraid, but thank you for making my evening - ROFL.

Yes

I'm known for coming out with ridiculous disconnected bits of nonsense when I'm tired, but I'm afraid nothing remotely close to your stories. You are truly a goddess!!!

you are alone

how did you break your leg on a first aid course ?

You are alone

you've made that up!
why would you get an urge for squirty cream during a bath unless it was foreplay

can I just say that you are very funny shineon?

Shiney - You have clearly made these up to try to trick us into telling you embarrassing stories you will use against us. I'm onto you !

PMSL!!!

DH has just called downstairs in a concerned tone "Are you alright?" having heard me cackle at this thread!
Shinon, your threads always make me smile!!

Oh my goodness! I can't think of anything that horrendous, sorry!

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ROFL at naked squirty cream in mouth and boob feel - bet that made the old Gimmers night .

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It really, really is just you.

You do all those things so that we don't have to.

I thank you for that, I really do.

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Nope, don't think I can top that. Shineon, you're funny!

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These are not as good as yours but you might not feel alone if I tell you them

We once went to a wedding in the middle of bloody nowhere and I had the map - a horrid fly landed on it so I tried to get it out of the window, but managed to let the map go too and as it was one I had printed out it was just a couple of sheets of paper we couldnt find it again.

Gave myself a black eye - DS has a toy that was like a ball on elastic that you attach to one leg with velcro and skip or kick it with the other foot. The velcro stuck to the carpet so I pulled it really hard - it snapped back and got me right in the eye.

Last night while washing my hair I got it caught in my bracelet, with my hand on top of my head, so I had to call DH to come and untangle me.

I hope you feel a little better - you made me laugh out loud anyway

Sorry, just you. But you did make me laugh!

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Have you thought of writing an auto-biographical sitcom, Shineon?

I can't top those but my daft dp could probably match them.

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