What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

[AtYourCervix]

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

Can this be true??? Or do you just have a weirdy dog who is deficient in some mineral or something??

I sometimes say "cheeky glass of wine". My problem is I start saying things sarcastically to take the piss out of them, and then they become a sort of lexographical shorthand amongst me and my friends/family, and then I just say them out of habit but anyone overhearing me wouldn't necessarily realise I was (originally) taking the piss.

However I hate hen weekends, have never owned a pair of Uggs, grew out of falling down drunk when I was about 22 and have only ever been to a spa once, on sufferance, because my mum didn't want to go on her own.

Only when they can't eat the cat. To be fair, he's a lab/cocker cross and will eat anything. But pretty much every dog regards cat poo as a charming ferraro rocher for dogs. He is proper judged. He's not coming in again until i've cleaned his teeth. Ofcourse, I deserve judhing for not poo picking the gatden well enough. But the little fuckers bury it!

Yeah, they do! It's full of protein apparently.

Joining you in a boak.

And for having big gammy hands that can't type on this phone. Judge me!

SelectASpaniel thinks cat poo is a delicacy. The canine equivalent of pan-fried scallops on celeriac puree, or something. We have had to put the rig up a complicated Heath Robinson-esque barricade that allows SelectACat to get to the litter tray while preventing the dog from doing likewise.

Full fat was because milk used to be called full fat wasn't it?

Just for Garlic

Put the rig up? Wtf? I judge myself.

I don't care for excuses. I'm grumpy and I'm right and I'm a special snowflake and you should all agree with me and cheer me up.

My friend has a poodle that loves cat poo to such an extent it follows her pet cat around as if it were a dispensing machine.

You're grumpy because you DTD, got pregnant and are now full of horriblemoans. You only have yourself to blame Zing. However, we forgive you - here's a photo that is so wrong, on so many levels, to cheer you up

that is hilarious Sir!

you are the best! more more more!

What...no...keep those dogs away from the mini egg bushes. Sir that's so wrong on so many levels... (How do you get pictures as I can't get them to load)

And also (emboldened by afternoon wine) I judge every child who has ever created a snot relief on my display walls. Use a tissue! Don't wipe it on my Working Wall! You're in KS2!

And........and.. OH God it's like a dam burst. Thankyou dog. I also judge the ones who roll and eat it. I can't look at them. I silently hand a tissue.

And......I judge the parents of the kids with repeat nits. I'm sorry.

Anyone for some fava beans and a nice chianti??

I've used up my images allocation for today, but if you look [[https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=baby+images&rlz=1C1CHFX_en-GBGB536GB536&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=VaROU-i6KsrtOb_4gdgP&ved=0CDAQsAQ&biw=1093&bih=515#q=dogs+in+fancy+dress+images&tbm=isch here] there are some hilarious photos of dogs whose owners obviously have too much time on their hands

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CANINE LECTER! genius!

London - you right click on the image, 'save image as' and give it a name, then go to 'choose file', select your image and then post message.

I can't do it from my phone - not sure if you're on a mobile device?

People who litter.

People who spit.

Hasten to add that its not the repeat infested kids that irk me. It's the ones that reinfest due to parents never treating. Or doing so using birch twigs and healing. I fully appreciate parents might want their kids seat moved. So would I! I speak as someone who has had to"do" both kids and her own teacher head 3 times this term.

And I had to watch a One Direction DVD while I did the nitcombing of dd.

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Sir I found the above in the middle of the mini egg bushes. Is it yours! (Proud of myself for posting a picture)