What is the absolute ultimate thing you get judgy about?

[AtYourCervix]

Toddlers eating greggs?
Fat people eating macdonalds?
P&C parking?
Fat people eating?
Disabled loos?
Fat people?

My own personal judgement is reserved for those people who hold their knife like a pen.

Kitty in Uggs (well, one Ugg)

Damn, they went up in the wrong order!

Kitty overkill.

do not post that crap advert about kitten flooding out of biscuit wrappers!

if that actually happened in real life I'd be fucking livid, but the ad is just so stupid. who the fuck wants a bunch of fucking furry bastard kittens instead of biscuits? grrr

Oh, they're quite tasty.

Too many kittens....redress the balance with a good drying day

Smacking

Cup of puppy and a biscuit anyone?

Nooo, noddy, I can't handle being on two smacking-related threads in one day

SirChenjin

I love you for that puppies pic! thank you!

Sir not sure if that's a dog or cat in that cup.....where do you want the potatoes to go in your garden. (Wanders back into sirs garden)

Zing - you are welcome

It's a puppy apparently london - it came up under a google search of 'images of puppies', although you're right, it's a bit of a vague dog isn't it? Potatoes over there please....

I didn't see the other one garlic sorry Will avoid!

I judge whoever is in charge of reveling school admission results today.

just fucking tell us you cunts already, I can't wait any longer, I'm worried sick and on the verge of crying. tell us now!

*revealing even

fuck

I also judge people who use the phrase "full fat coke"

idiots. there's no fat in coke. you mean full sugar or such, don't you, you twat.

knobheads

I've just found some Jaffa cake tree seeds where do you want them sir, next to the rows of cool cava, already bottled and ready to pick.

(Hides from zing as always asks for full fat cola as otherwise you get the un drinkable diet cola).

Oh god yes - full fat coke

I also hate the expression 'cheeky glass of wine' - FFS, you're an adult, if you feel like having a glass of wine, have one. For some reason, I always imagine women who say 'cheeky glass of wine' are the same women who frequent spas, go on hen weeks to horrible resorts and spend the entire time squealing and falling down drunk, and wear Uggs

A neighbour getting annoyed over us ignoring her and keeping our son away from her after she historically pretty much accused my hubby of abusing our son (absolute nonsense - I was there, they were playing at sword fighting using bits of the hedge, and my H came off much worse!). Does she really expect us to want to talk to her after that?

People who always use swear words around children, yes I get annoyed and use them myself occasionally, but every sentence every moment of the day is uncalled for.

'Friends' who dump you when your child/hubby and spending time with them is more important than getting drunk on a Saturday night, the same friends who when offered a cuppa or coffee during quiet school hours turn it down repeatedly. It could be me though, drunk I'm funny, sober I'm a boring O'pants.

Council Car Parks and dog owners who don't get their pooch's poop off public footpaths, that's pretty much it for me.

Jaffa cake tree seeds next to the passion cake bushes please London

Is that a 'cheeky glass of cava'?

I judged my dog 3 mins ago with huge judgy pants. Not only was he lying cutely in the garden surrounded by my previously clean washing, but he'd obviously found some cat poo i'd missed and eaten it. He is JUDGED. Looking through the patio with sad eyes and stink breath while the kids play Mario and i pour a glass. I just judged myself for that last bit but carried on anyway.

Oh my eyes, my eyes....dogs eat cat poo?????

How did I get to be 45 and not know this?!

london

gimme some jaffa cake tree seeds and I'll forgive you.

They not only eat cat poo.
They love cat poo.
And sick come to that.

when the cat was sick the other day it didn't flash through my mind to leave it for the dog to deal with.Honest

"Fat coke" was simply the obvious opposite to diet coke. I imagine "full fat" developed as an extension to that little joke. Nobody thinks it actually contains fat!

... I probably need more kittens & puppies