to be amused by my boobs

[kentishgirl]

I know it's wrong. I know it's against everything feminist me believes in. But I do find it hilarious when the poor chaps cannot control their own eyeballs. It used to make me angry, but now I just find it funny. Not the dead creepy starers, but the men who know they shouldn't look but can't stop themselves and their eyes flick up and down, up and down. It IS hard not to look at something you know you shouldn't stare at, I have problems with eye flicking people's moles or missing teeth etc. Must be even worse if you are a boob-man.

Just realised I need to watch my habit of leaning forward over my desk at work and resting my boobs on it (sounds weird, but it's a big high desk more like a table top). It's comfy. colleague just came in to talk to me and keep flicking eyes at boobs.

OHs dad simply cannot keep his eyes away from them either. I've taken to wearing high neck tops out of pity for the old boy but they don't seem to help.

Well, as long as your happy eh?

You're not your!

YANBU

The older I get the more I appreciate mine. They're like weapons of stealth.

I was astonished once when a teenage boy I was working with couldn't keep his eyes off my small chest. I didn't realise my top was showing anything interesting.

My teenage DD claims to feel sorry for women who have large breasts as they're so noticeable and make getting suitable tops tricky.

Boobs are funny old things??mine mistakenly dialed 911 the other day.

I once got fed up of my boobs being spoken to and drew eyes on them. It stopped men looking but its not something I would want to do permenatly

I'm looking forward to the day gravity really gets to work and they can double as arm rests.

Well with tiny boobs like mine no one looks at them apart from my husband.

But they are pert.

Mine are funny but they're really useful. I can keep my arms warm by tucking them underneath them, and if I get tired I rest my chin on them. Oh, and I store things in my bosom, like pens, hair clips and half eaten biscuits.

*aren't

Oh I keep loads of stuff in my bra too. Great for taking tampons to the loo. Also keep packs of chewing gum, key, ipod, phone, etc (not everything all the the same time though)

Hop I can hide bottles of wine in my cleavage, much more useful

I do this Boobs are funny. Even better when in the middle of a conversation and a crumb of something you're eating falls down there. The self control needed is immense!

Never tried a wine bottle but a beer bottle fits. As does a small-ish bottle of gin. I suspect wine would fit.

I find they are a talking point. I considered have them reduced but honestly would find it wierd if I didn't have huge boobs. As a secondary teacher they used used to keep the boys quiet!! Not so much now I'm in my 40's.
I use them for my reading torch for my kindle (DH tends to go to bed earlier than me and I like to read till late). I could never get the torch in the right place to illuminate all the page but if I stick it between my boobs, its just perfect.

Whathave what a good idea, why have I never thought about doing that, DH moans about the bedside light being too bright, this could be the alternative I've been looking for. Does it still work if you lie on your side to read or does it squashed out of position?

Hop try it, its life changing.

I bet they do Samu

Its best lying on your side. Its one of those little torches you can buy in waterstones.

Might try storing of wine/gin. Might help me get through the day.

I do find them annoying when eating as I've been known to dip them into my gravy! although useful for storing food for later.

If I go to the cinema I'm finding bits of popcorn down there for ages afterwards

Thanks for that, I'm going to try it.

I like going to the cinema, not only do I get to eat a large bucket of popcorn there I also get to eat a bra full of popcorn when I get home.

The beauty of stashing bottles of alcohol in your bra is that you can leave the lid off without risk of spillage and if you use a straw to drink it it keeps your hands free for essential work like MNing.

Booby envy. Mine are not ever going to dial 911 or sink into gravy. Sad face

Had to keep my phone in my bra the other day, long story, and my left nork managed to set up two games of online scrabble with Knotty.

Penguin Don't be sad, you can do something that us large of nork women can't, you can hold an egg between your feet, we can't even see our feet to grab the egg with.

Once lost a whole shrimp down my bra...