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to apply for this years Big Brother?

38 replies

AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:19

I'd be god.

BB really needs a chunky, middle aged, windswept, lazy person.

I swear lots. I sleep lots. I could do it.

So should I?

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:20

Um. Good not god.

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UsingMyRedPen · 24/01/2014 20:20

Go for it. You only live once!

AnneEyhtMeyer · 24/01/2014 20:20

Yes. And we will vote for you and say nice things about you on the BB threads. Honest.

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:21

I'm not sure work would be mad keen.

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 24/01/2014 20:21

Oh. I preferred the thought of you swanning around proclaiming yourself as a deity.

MikeLitoris · 24/01/2014 20:22

Grin at 'I'd be god'

Go for it.

I'm off to advance search see if you have posted anything worth selling to the daily mail sidebar of shame.

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:22

I could do that too. Could be my 'thing'.

12 weeks of lying around doing nothing.

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InkleWinkle · 24/01/2014 20:22

Phone in sick.

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:24

I could phone in sick. Wonder if anyone would notice i was on tv?

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anothernumberone · 24/01/2014 20:24

Will you have sex? Probably with an inanimate object is due at this stage

AnneEyhtMeyer · 24/01/2014 20:24

Insist the others fed you grapes and bowed.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 24/01/2014 20:25

Are you prepared to lick nipples / have your nipples licked?

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:25

The DDs say I am too boring and not a lesbian or transsexual. I could be though......

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 24/01/2014 20:26

Only if they would let you MN from inside the house. A live eviction thread would be ace.

TheNightIsDark · 24/01/2014 20:27

Go for it. You'd be handy when the not so bright housemate doesn't realise she's pregnant and bam, there's a baby in the toilet.

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:27

I don't do nudity.

Or sharing beds.

Or bedrooms.

I need 8 hours silence at night to sleep.

I will not eat live things.

I don't do conflict.

I am a complete bitch about people who piss me orf.

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:29

I couldn't do it without my kindle and MN.

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 24/01/2014 20:29

I think you might be better giving it a miss. Shame.

Or you could go in and moan about everything. I like the moaners.

InkleWinkle · 24/01/2014 20:29

You are an ideal candidate then. You will freak out after a couple of days & it will make great TV.

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:30

But if they'd give me that I could be god. Really.

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PatriciaHolm · 24/01/2014 20:31

After a couple of days in that environment you might well actually start believing you are God.

Icelollycraving · 24/01/2014 20:34

It was the making of me,I loved it.

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:36

I shall apply and let you know how i get on.

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AtYourCervix · 24/01/2014 20:39

Bugger they want a 90 second video and 3 photos.

I don't have 3 photos. Damn.

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Icelollycraving · 24/01/2014 20:41

Sorry complete lie ^
Do it!! You could win it for mn :)