Sexy dreams about weird people, I Know IBU over.......

[LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot]

Nick Clegg...........i mean just ewwwwwww.

Come and make me feel less weird.

I know I've had some weird ones about weird people in the past, so when/if I remember them, I'll come back to you.

Btw, we watched 'Chamber of Secrets' last night - your name is not a lie

I told you so Heart...........im hunting Lucius out now to erase last nights nightmare.

I think that's for the best.

I share your eeeeeeeewwwwww at Clegg!

That's horrible. I used to have random sex dreams about people I worked with. It's mad, why would your subconscious go there? Half the time it was people I didn't even like!

Its not like i've even seen the weirdo in the news or whatever, plus it was in some swanky toilets.

I fear for my subconscious.

I remember - Ricky Gervais!

I do love the man as a comedian, but really, subsconsious? Really????

Nick Clegg.....ewwww!

I had an incredibly rude dream involving my neighbour a couple of weeks ago, I still can't look him in the eye

And Ant McPartlin!

And there was me for years thinking I liked Dec.

I get all flustered when I see Ant now...

OP, I had a bit of a thing for Nick Clegg a couple of years ago. It passed. You'll be fine. These things creep up on you :-)

Ohh...

... I've had one such dream about a work colleague that I really don't like, I was ashamed of myself in the morning and haven't told a soul... what's that all about? I'm horrified.

... then a while ago I had another one (very XXX-rated) about a supplier of mine that I really DO like... haven't been able to look him in the face without blushing since...

My lips are SEALED. Nick Clegg though, OP?

Sorry - really overdid the emoticons there...

Ok, i have an excuse for dreaming about banging Nick Clegg in public toilets and that is Bacardi and Coke and Pimms and Lemonade.

Thats the excuse and its a good one.

It's okay. Nick Clegg reminds me of a boy I had a massive crush on when I was in the 6th form. I have a slight soft spot for him as a result.

It's not just you, LyingWitch.

I have been disturbed by a rather hot dream about a colleague whom I don't think about in that way at all, at least on a conscious level (and I refuse to take any responsibility for my sub-conscious, it goes in all sorts of places it shouldn't be allowed to.)

I've also had a rather hot dream about a colleague whom I do think about in that way, and on that occasion, I was rather disappointed to wake up.

Oh, i've also had disturbing sexy dreams about a friends brother, my ex, my old college tutor.

I have had dreams too about people at work that I don't even like. Are there any posters who can analyse what these dreams mean?

Worst I've ever had was a dream where I slept with my brother . Have no idea where it came from and left me feeling dirty for weeks afterward despite many hot showers!

AutumnFire... I just couldn't leave your post hanging; didn't want you to think you'd killed the thread. I'm guessing that you're not alone, others have had equally odd and completely inappropriate dreams...

Repeat after me... "I am NOT responsible for the weird dreams that I have, no matter how outrageous and untrue to life they are!"

I have a reoccurring dream/ nightmare about a threesome with John Major and Mick Hucknell.

oh, the shame!

i used to have tons of sex dreams. including one with me and mel c from the spice girls.

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe I did think I'd probably killed the thread about ten seconds after posting . It was actually years ago and have never told a soul (except a bunch of internet folk now!), because I still find it one of my most disturbing memories.

On a more light-hearted note, I've also had a vivid dream about hooking up with a Ferengi from Star Trek.

That would be one of these handsome guys...

I can only surmise that my subconsciousness needs therapy.

I've always found Howard from big bang theory really creepy and pesty until he became a Sex God in my dreams. Not only that but even worse, he was so romantic and I fell for it...I spent at least a day being embarrassed.

I frequently have sex dreams about the colleagues I most hate Sales - my mother would say it's because of my latent Catholicism.

I'm sure I heard that you have sexy dreams about people you don't remotely fancy because you respect them??!

I dont respect Nick Clegg, i feel so dirty now