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Sexy dreams about weird people, I Know IBU over.......

32 replies

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 15/12/2013 13:06

Nick Clegg...........i mean just ewwwwwww.

Come and make me feel less weird.

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sausagefortea · 15/12/2013 15:59

Maybe subconscious you do respect him?? Or subconscious you do lurve him?? Grin

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 15/12/2013 20:19

ewwwww Sausage, so many levels of wrong, i love a bad boy not a twat!!!! Grin

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flyingspaghettimonster · 15/12/2013 20:50

I should never admit this. I don't want to know wtf my subconscious was thinking... But I had a dream that I was Hitler's lover. It included being frogmarched by a few SS officers into a big warehouse, then down in an elevator into underground bunkers - then to the secret bunker where there was a subterranean swimming pool with candles all around. They left me there and went to get the fuhrer while I swam about naked waiting... I woke up then totally horrified!

FracturedViewOfLife · 15/12/2013 21:00

A really really unattractive boss of mine. I wouldn't mind but I haven't worked there for 6 years and he is in filthy dreams of mine roughly once every two months. I wish he would just piss off out my brain now.

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 16/12/2013 00:01

Flying Thats really bizarre.

But dreams about sex and the partner represent something your not happy with or want to change in your life, its also possible that your feeling conflicted or indecisive about something and thats how your subconscious deals with it.

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Caitlin17 · 16/12/2013 00:09

Occasionally work colleagues and always ones who actually are attractive in real life which is far more embarrassing than if they weren't.

Caitlin17 · 16/12/2013 00:11

Oh and my best friend's husband who is a lovely man but to me, completely physically unattractive.

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