To want to exchange my DH for Pigletjohn?

[MrsBennetsEldest]

His breadth of knowledge is fabulous and I cannot help reading his posts even when the subject being discussed is irrelevant to me. Surely I'm not the only Pigletjohn groupie!

Another here. I can see him under floorboards cleaning out airbricks.

I imagine whatever job he is doing, he's doing it extremely well:)

Me too! He has helped me out on my own threads, I read all the threads I see him on even though I'm usually baffled about the problem/response! [Blush]
Also love the 'help PigletJohn!' Threads

He could also be busy increasing the size of mains water pipes. Yy, it will be done properly.

He should really charge consultancy fees. He's a bloody marvel.

He's helped me out at least a dozen times, directly & indirectly so big for him, but I'll stick with my DH

I love his posts too. So helpful and full of facts.

How does he know so much, tis amazing.

Yanbu.

I really hope he reads these and realises how highly thought of he is. I've gathered DH's belongings together and I'm waiting for Piglet so I can get on with the exchange :)

PigletJohn would clearly be a dreadful husband - always on MN helping people with their boiler problems.

I've done this before but three cheers for Piglet John and as it's ages since I last did this (other name)but I'd like to add OYKKK (WWW) for talking us through this winter and the recent storm.

Is PigletJohn a man

I won't hear a word said against him Grendel :)
I believe he knows all about laundering white shirts so he will do for me!

Or indeed, PigletJohn would be a dreadful wife if female.

I bloody hope so Hellon,

I did actually ask what he did for a living in an awe-inspired and grateful moment on another thread, and he claimed to lead a double life as an intimate masseur in Hull

Come on Piglet, this thread is just for you, give us a few words of wisdom.
Anyone have any questions they would like to put to Piglet?

Yes PigletJohn is a legend in his own time. I hope he sees this too.

I luff him too. I often think of starting threads in his name to get household advice then chicken out

YANBU!!

Thanks to PigletJohn I sounded very clued up when I had a joiner round to discuss work and it turned out brilliantly due to a suggestion he made (the gates have survived St Jude!)

Is there an emoticon for a pint??

Oh, PigletJohn, if you are in London, please visit and give my DP a kick up the arse - I'm living in a DIY SOS Property Fucking Nightmare!

Yy, there is a cake smiley, we need a pint one! (Not sure if that's equal opps or gender stereotyping, probably the latter actually, but whatever...).

Join the queue ladies, I'm having him first!

I already told him I loved him!!! So helpful :)

I asked a question about skirting boards and PJ was kind enough to answer. I meant to reply, forgot and then I couldn't find it

Sorry PJ!