To think all children named Satpin have an unfair educational advantage...

[StarlightMcKenzie]

Just that!!!

Hexadecimal surely!?

Hexadecimal is a lovely name.

Hexadecimal-Mae?

Hahahahahahahaha

Not only that, it's very simple when labelling their tray and coat peg - there are lots of Satpin resources out there

My DD LOVES having the name 2468.

I called mine Gold so he always knows that he is the best.
I think the child called FSM suffers a bit though....

DS is called platinum. Rarer, more expensive and just the bestest of the best.

I used to think that about DD's nursery friend Iona. She was the only girl in the class who could write her name legibly on her pictures.

Koala you just always have to try and make the rest feel inferior don't you?!

Maybe I will have to call my next child Uranium, much more interesting character....

Actually, I know a kid called Zinc in RL. When his dad told me the new name (and I'd checked spelling with him) I was very

my child is 31415926
We are a cut above the rest of you
But I don't shout for him in the park much

I've been resisting temptation as I don't want to drip feed or stealth boast but my oldest is called Hi-Iq. She lives up to her name but is not very popular for some reason

Hi-IQ. Not very popular?

Maybe it's something to do with her abominable spelling.

DS (Pedant- although we call him Danny for short) and I see nothing wrong with ostracising a kid for SPAG errors. Sometimes people get pushed too far.

(also, how do you spell abominable? I think I've spelt it wrong).

Well you have to try and be cool and ahead of the crowd and all that.

Is a SPAG error what happens if you name your child SPAG?

I have no idea how to spell abominable