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Original poster

Is it wrong to love smelling my farts

32 replies

TrumpetTrousers1 · 23/09/2013 21:13

I have been doing some really eggy ones this evening and have been wafting the smell towards me Also love a good "loud and proud"

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Balloonist · 23/09/2013 21:15

YANBU

WannaBeANinja · 23/09/2013 21:19

ha ha ha
Yanbu! :)

phantomnamechanger · 23/09/2013 21:20

boak!

MrsRajeshKoothrappali · 23/09/2013 21:21

Farts are like children.

Everyone loves their own.

Wink
marzipananimal · 23/09/2013 21:21

Haha! I have thought about starting this thread before. Yanbu!

Original poster
TrumpetTrousers1 · 23/09/2013 21:23

Better still after a Indian Grin

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CiderBomb · 23/09/2013 21:25

After eating cauliflower and broccoli my farts could probably strip the paint from the walls. If it were to light them I'd probably blow the whole street up!

kennyp · 23/09/2013 21:32

graham norton says that children are like farts. you only like your own.

PrincessFlirtyPants · 23/09/2013 21:33

Oh good god no!! I do not want to smell mine or anyone else's! YABU.

( Mine are particularly awful! Grin )

Coconutty · 23/09/2013 21:34

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SamHamwidge · 23/09/2013 21:40

YANBU about liking them but VU about thinking it is a good idea for a topic! I feel sick!

TodaysAGoodDay · 23/09/2013 21:42

Leeks and onions give me lovely interesting ones Grin

Makemineamalibuamdpineapple · 23/09/2013 21:43

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phantomnamechanger · 23/09/2013 21:44

thank goodness we don't have scratch and sniff screens!

someone please pass the smelling salts!

TartyMcTart · 23/09/2013 21:44

Well I can cope with my own but don't actively sniff them and smile! Unfortunately OH seems to think that I love his and frequently gives me a love burst or a dutch oven if we're in bed. Lovely!

FreudiansSlipper · 23/09/2013 21:44

how odd some people do not like the smell of their own farts

i like the smell of ds farts too but he is only 5 Blush i am sure that shall change in time

phantomnamechanger · 23/09/2013 21:45

whats a love burst? I do know dutch oven!

SpottyDottie · 23/09/2013 21:46

Loving the name TrumpetTrousers1 Grin

filee777 · 23/09/2013 21:46

I love it when I have farty bum and then I go into a house for a 30min call and come back and the car smells all farty and homely.

pourmeanotherglass · 23/09/2013 21:47

not 'wrong' but definitely WEIRD

Original poster
TrumpetTrousers1 · 23/09/2013 21:49

Thanks Spottie. I am a little bit sad that I am not the only TrumpetTrousers though, hence the 1 on the end. Perhaps this other poster thinks the same as me.

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greenbananas · 23/09/2013 21:53

No doubt my DH enjoyed his own fart at 3am last night, when I was stuck breastfeeding the baby and couldn't get up to open the window further. I nearly suffocated! Was breathing through my pyjama sleeve for ages.

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TrumpetTrousers1 · 23/09/2013 21:57

Definitely had too much Wine tonight. Wouldn't normally be sharing these sorts of things hic Grin

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pigletmania · 23/09/2013 21:59

Yabvu I don't want to smell others or my own Envy

flummoxedlummox · 23/09/2013 22:01

If alone in bed when I let rip I certainly waft the duvet towards my face. It's odd but I usually know when it a stinker. Blush

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