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Is it wrong to love smelling my farts

32 replies

TrumpetTrousers1 · 23/09/2013 21:13

I have been doing some really eggy ones this evening and have been wafting the smell towards me Also love a good "loud and proud"

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BigBirthdayGloom · 24/09/2013 07:58

Yep- mine are lovely. Anyone else's not so much. Glad it's not just me.

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JaceyBee · 24/09/2013 07:53

YANBU, I thought everyone secretly liked their own?!

And thanks for the laugh on a grey, drizzly morning! Grin

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TrumpetTrousers1 · 24/09/2013 07:46

That's gross sinful but funny

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CharityFunDay · 24/09/2013 00:29

This appears to be one of those phenomena that is quite widespread but for which there is no generally-accepted explanation.

I love the smell of my farts, especially the cheesy/eggy ones that warm your cleft on exit, and if I've done one I will lower my head in order to get the concentrated smell before it dissipates. But only when I'm alone. I'm not weird.

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bludgerwitch · 24/09/2013 00:07

YANBU, I'm a few weeks pg and today has been a gassy gassy day - I've warned DH, there's nothing I can do. I do the duvet thing, as well Blush

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Sinful1 · 24/09/2013 00:04

I like to fart under the covers at night and waft it up, I consider it a successful fart if either the noise or the smell wakes the OH up ;D


She got revenge once by letting out a huge one when I was "down there". I could taste it in my mouth for ages while she just lay there cackling :(

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Hissy · 23/09/2013 22:43

Heinz curried beans + 7yo DS = disgusted proud mummy

He was bursting with methane pride, but even he agreed they were horrendous!

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flummoxedlummox · 23/09/2013 22:01

If alone in bed when I let rip I certainly waft the duvet towards my face. It's odd but I usually know when it a stinker. Blush

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pigletmania · 23/09/2013 21:59

Yabvu I don't want to smell others or my own Envy

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TrumpetTrousers1 · 23/09/2013 21:57

Definitely had too much Wine tonight. Wouldn't normally be sharing these sorts of things hic Grin

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greenbananas · 23/09/2013 21:53

No doubt my DH enjoyed his own fart at 3am last night, when I was stuck breastfeeding the baby and couldn't get up to open the window further. I nearly suffocated! Was breathing through my pyjama sleeve for ages.

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TrumpetTrousers1 · 23/09/2013 21:49

Thanks Spottie. I am a little bit sad that I am not the only TrumpetTrousers though, hence the 1 on the end. Perhaps this other poster thinks the same as me.

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pourmeanotherglass · 23/09/2013 21:47

not 'wrong' but definitely WEIRD

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filee777 · 23/09/2013 21:46

I love it when I have farty bum and then I go into a house for a 30min call and come back and the car smells all farty and homely.

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SpottyDottie · 23/09/2013 21:46

Loving the name TrumpetTrousers1 Grin

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phantomnamechanger · 23/09/2013 21:45

whats a love burst? I do know dutch oven!

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FreudiansSlipper · 23/09/2013 21:44

how odd some people do not like the smell of their own farts

i like the smell of ds farts too but he is only 5 Blush i am sure that shall change in time

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TartyMcTart · 23/09/2013 21:44

Well I can cope with my own but don't actively sniff them and smile! Unfortunately OH seems to think that I love his and frequently gives me a love burst or a dutch oven if we're in bed. Lovely!

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phantomnamechanger · 23/09/2013 21:44

thank goodness we don't have scratch and sniff screens!

someone please pass the smelling salts!

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Makemineamalibuamdpineapple · 23/09/2013 21:43

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TodaysAGoodDay · 23/09/2013 21:42

Leeks and onions give me lovely interesting ones Grin

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SamHamwidge · 23/09/2013 21:40

YANBU about liking them but VU about thinking it is a good idea for a topic! I feel sick!

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Coconutty · 23/09/2013 21:34

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PrincessFlirtyPants · 23/09/2013 21:33

Oh good god no!! I do not want to smell mine or anyone else's! YABU.

( Mine are particularly awful! Grin )

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kennyp · 23/09/2013 21:32

graham norton says that children are like farts. you only like your own.

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