To warn you all about an unforeseen problem with micro scooters?

[fuzzpig]

DS has one - a cheap imitation but the same shape as this - a great scooter all in all.

So, my DCs love playing out front with pavement chalks (on shared path, we have no back garden) and sometimes this includes drawing round stuff. DD particularly likes drawing around her little brother's scooter.

Now this wouldn't be a problem... Except for the shape of said scooter. If your child has one, just go and look at a birds eye view of it.

Yes. Sadly I cannot upload photos, but we now have giant chalk penises on our path, complete with testicles.

This isn't the first time, so DH wisely wrote "SCOOTER" on each of them, lest our neighbours think we are hideous perverts.

Dd has one of these. How you you get the penis shaped marks on the pavement?

Oh my word, that's sooooo funny. Sorry. :o

Oops should have read post properly. Draw round it!
I shall take my stupidity elsewhere now.

Ha ha! Love what DH did too

that is hilarious.

My watch is on a metal link bracelet that's deliberately slightly too big.

It slips down when I change gear so I shake my hand to get it back up my arm.

It wasn't until the man behind me angrily beeped and flashed me that I realised he thought I'd called him a wanker.

Thats brilliant

Frusso I love the way you asked like the penis marks are something you want to try yourself :o

fuzzpig I just wondered in a "how have I missed this?"way why we didn't have penis marks all over the patio. I thought maybe they were spinning round on them, Then i re-read the OP where dd has drawn around the scooter. And realised why we didn't have them.

Not tempted at all to draw around dds scooter I could so it at the bottom of the garden where annoying/complaining neighbours could see it but no-one else. I will have to do it after dark.

Haha you should post the art work to their website.

Ha, there's an idea :o

limited eeeek hopefully he was beeping about something else!

My son sent a card to thank the neighbour for something complete with drawings, so the neighbour sent one back with a drawing of his front garden with a pond (DS loves looking at the pond)

Only pond shape is very knob and balls, we just decided not to mention it.

there was once an MNer who posted a fantastic drawing her DC had done of (she had to ask them) "a pair of scissors", but it looked like a huge penis and balls!

I'm sure there was a phallic clay creation on MN too!

Yep

It's the bit with the HV that had me howling.

DD1 has been to the park this afternoon with daddy. Apparently he was trying to knock conkers out the tree with his 'big dick'. I don't recall it being large enough for that so hopefully she means 'stick'

LOL

:o Mega. My DD used to have problems with the J sound so used to happily announce that she was about to have a big 'dump' in the playground