Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

(242 Posts)
FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:21:54

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

GordonTheGopher Mon 28-Jul-08 19:22:53

gringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin

maidamess Mon 28-Jul-08 19:22:54

I'd keep it in your bedside drawer if I were you. You never know when something like that is going to come in handy.

Soory but pmsl grin
Can he have it 'as a treat' in his room when people come over?!

MrsFearnleyWhittingstall Mon 28-Jul-08 19:23:21

Lol LOL Lol LOL LOL LOL

Sorry ni advice but thanks for making me laugh

rofl grin

FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:24:32

'as a treat in his room'
OMG that would go down well wouldn't it
"come and see what mummy lets me have as a treat in my room"

hmm

Niecie Mon 28-Jul-08 19:24:43

Do you have a desk?

Rather than leave it on the windowsill tell DS it would look lovely on your desk as a paperweight. Out of sight of the HV and yet functional too. wink

Oh god, yes!
Maybe not then!!
grin

Use no more nails and stick it to the kitchen wall as a tea towel hanger!

morningpaper Mon 28-Jul-08 19:25:58

lololol

picture please

this is what happens when you venture into crafts

FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:26:05

shall I "drop" it?

[desperation]

it's too uncanny. It's just sitting looking at me. With its one eye.

ExterminAitch Mon 28-Jul-08 19:26:21

a bangle tree?

morningpaper Mon 28-Jul-08 19:26:26

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH

morningpaper Mon 28-Jul-08 19:26:51

keep hair bands on it?

donate it to MNHQ as a special competition prize

littleducks Mon 28-Jul-08 19:26:55

i read the thread title as clock by this is much more amusing!

Perfectinpink Mon 28-Jul-08 19:27:18

grin

Just smile serenly to the HV if she comments and say ''in our religion we venerate the penis...''

Surely a lovely present for an unsuspecting grandmother ?

ExterminAitch Mon 28-Jul-08 19:27:46

lolol pp, yy.

Perfectinpink Mon 28-Jul-08 19:27:50

YY, you could give it to your mother..wink

Niecie Mon 28-Jul-08 19:28:09

Can you paint it as a disguise? Stripes or something equally fetching.

As a matter of interest, what did he intend it to be?

Flamesparrow Mon 28-Jul-08 19:28:12

i read it as "clock" too!!!

I would love to win it as a prize grin

Perfectinpink Mon 28-Jul-08 19:28:26

oh Franzo, I heart your son!

FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:28:47

yes I feel like someone off the Wicker Man
the health visitor is going to LOVE us

FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:29:37

oh hello PIP
was that YOU then? I liked your thread

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