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Has Jamie Oliver sold his soul?

169 replies

ABaconAndOnionTart · 16/09/2013 20:28

Okay, I know this has been done to death but, Jamie Oliver advocates higher welfare meat, and yet is cooking chicken wings in his budget programme. Can't remember seeing free range or organic wings for sale unless attached to the bird! aibu thinking his message is forget the morals to save money?

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HairyGrotter · 16/09/2013 20:29

I hope he's sold his soul, the fat tongued cunt

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 16/09/2013 20:31

He had a soul?

showtunesgirl · 16/09/2013 20:34

My local butcher does free range chicken wings but they ARE hard to get a hold of from a supermarket.

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 16/09/2013 20:35

You need a soul in the first place to lose it

mehimandthegirls · 16/09/2013 20:35

Yes he has..I watched a program where he was openly saying that he was selfish and had a need to travel round Italy for 3 months, just to get it out of his system! It was his birthday while he was there and his kids rang him and they were asking when he was coming back Sad

He was convinced Jules was going to surprise visit him (as apparently she is like that..)at his party some Italians were throwing him.

She didn't turn up! ha He was gutted. Wanker.

HavantGuard · 16/09/2013 20:36

He's not with Sainsbury's anymore so is pushing using your local butcher. I'd imagine they have plenty for sale.

FayKnights · 16/09/2013 20:39

HairyGrotter....Jools is that you?!

MsUumellmahaye · 16/09/2013 21:16

just watching his budget program, dill, lamb, filo pastry. actual arsehole.

ArbitraryUsername · 16/09/2013 21:22

DH and I spent that whole programme mocking jamie and his absurd costings.

He's become the dad that doesn't realise he's old and not cool any more.

ArbitraryUsername · 16/09/2013 21:23

And by 'old', I mean from the perspective of 18 year olds, etc.

ABaconAndOnionTart · 16/09/2013 21:26

I did think buying a whole salmon is not exactly budget... My cheapest meal is 15p a portion.

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ItIsKnown · 16/09/2013 21:31

Jamie has split his soul à la Lord Voldemort into horcruxes hidden in various objects.

I wonder what they are?

ceeveebee · 16/09/2013 21:37

Ocado sell two types of free range organic chicken wings.
But he is still a cock.

TheCrackFox · 16/09/2013 21:41

I was in Boots today and there is now a range of Jamie sandwiches. When will he decide he has enough money?

LeaveTheBastid · 16/09/2013 21:43

Howling at "fat tongued cunt" Grin Grin

picnicbasketcase · 16/09/2013 21:44

Insert joke about cocks and chicken. Sorry, tired.

'Fat tongued cunt' GrinGrinGrin

armani · 16/09/2013 21:46

just watched his 'money spending saving' programme and think its ridiculous! he is very out of touch with society if he honestly believes a £10 piece of salmon is cheap!

YouTheCat · 16/09/2013 21:46

I have part of JO's soul in a stock cube which I am going to crumble into a bolognese tomorrow.

HTH Grin

inkyfingers · 16/09/2013 21:48

You're right, it has been utterly done to death on mumsnet.

He's in the food business, very successfully. He has 4 kids so knows at least something on trying to help them eat healthily. He apparently now sells sandwiches. Get over it.

silkboots · 16/09/2013 21:48

pukka

ItIsKnown · 16/09/2013 21:50

Jamie sandwiches? How much money does one family need FFS.

He has Jamie wine as well. I often pick up the bottles and hide them behind the others.

I think one of his horcruxes is a tongue-scraper.

ItIsKnown · 16/09/2013 21:52

YouTheCat destroying a part of his soul into your sauce should impart a lovely smoky flavour Grin

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 16/09/2013 21:58

The horcruxes are surely hidden in the form of turkey twizzlers - that's why he doesn't want anyone to eat them.

OneStepCloser · 16/09/2013 22:02

Hes a greedy bastard now, I dont know which one is worse, him or Gordon Ramsay, thank god for Delia.

ItIsKnown · 16/09/2013 22:05

Turkey Twizzlers - of course!