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To proper fancy peter Barlow off that Coronation Street?

58 replies

MarmaladeTwatkins · 19/08/2013 21:52

Those big brown eyes like a puppy dog's eyes and his slightly too-big nose.

And he owns a bokkies.

You totes would, wouldn't you?

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NorfolkIngWay · 19/08/2013 21:53

Its the dimples and the way he sucks his fags Blush
Oh YES !

NotYoMomma · 19/08/2013 21:53

does he own a bookies still?

yab a freak

WandaDoff · 19/08/2013 21:54

And get Ken & Deidre as ILs?

Never!

OTTMummA · 19/08/2013 21:56

Sorry, just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Carry on

meditrina · 19/08/2013 21:56

He doesn't own the bookies any more, does he?

Ken is however enjoying a long spell in Canada; return uncertain.

NorfolkIngWay · 19/08/2013 22:00

OMG Peter in a suit

MarmaladeTwatkins · 19/08/2013 22:02

Doesn't he own the bookies any more? OK, his star has waned a little in my eyes.

I still would, but probably a quick tops and fingers round the back of Underworld instead of a full-blown date at the Bistro/steamy clinch in his cluttered flat.

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Yonihadtoask · 19/08/2013 22:04

YABU

have more of this Wine

You'll be drinking it alone if you are dating Petite Peter Grin

MrsLouisTheroux · 19/08/2013 22:04

No

meditrina · 19/08/2013 22:05

And of course you get Tracy-Luv as a sort of SIL.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 19/08/2013 22:06

LOL at "Petite Peter" Grin

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Rangirl · 19/08/2013 22:07

I would YANBU

perplexedpirate · 19/08/2013 22:14

Blerk! I'd rather do Deirdre.

Yonihadtoask · 19/08/2013 22:17

Hah!! I read tracy-luv in my head in Deirdre's voice.

Sameeeeer, sameeeeer, I luv you sameeeerrrrr......

Petite- Pete would have been a better nn. I was hasty.

EstelleGetty · 19/08/2013 22:20

I have lusted after P Bar for many years. He is the only short man I would do. It's my black Irish tinker genes - he appeals to me in a primal way.

Sorry. Blush

LegoAcupuncture · 19/08/2013 22:22

Eww no! He reminds me of my BIL, they Both have the same nose and hair style and whiney voice.

mamalovebird · 19/08/2013 22:28

I'm not a Peter Barlow fancier myself but I did see him in the Trafford centre a few months back and have to admit he is much fitter in real life than on the telly.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 19/08/2013 22:29

Get your BIL on, pronto.

Is he really that short?! Oh well, you can't tell that when lying down can you?!

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meditrina · 19/08/2013 22:32

Google searching says he's 1.73m. That's about 5ft 7 or 8 isn't it?

TylerHopkins · 19/08/2013 22:36

Have you considered seeking medical advice? You sound unwell OP.

Idislikemymil · 19/08/2013 22:38

Ooh yes. He's lovely. (More visits to the Trafford centre needed)

Alisvolatpropiis · 19/08/2013 22:39

There is something about him.

I imagine he's a right charmer in real life Wink

MarmaladeTwatkins · 19/08/2013 22:41

"Google searching says he's 1.73m. That's about 5ft 7 or 8 isn't it?"

That's fine.

Nothing a Cuban heel cannot remedy.

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FloweryOwl · 19/08/2013 22:46

YABVVU. Have you not seen that disgusting, battered leather jacket that he's been wearing to death for the last 10.000 years?

BonaDrag · 19/08/2013 22:47

I'm on your page, OP. I lust after Peter Barlow. It's the nicotine stained leather jacket and Navy tats that really do it for me.

And he's the only Corrie totty at the mo.