To proper fancy peter Barlow off that Coronation Street?

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Those big brown eyes like a puppy dog's eyes and his slightly too-big nose.

And he owns a bokkies.

You totes would, wouldn't you?

ooh yes, I bet the jacket stinks of stale fags too.

ugh....

"And he's the only Corrie totty at the mo."

Now that's not fair. Where's Eddie Windass gone?

Nooooooooooooooo! YADBU

YADU. He's rotten.

Ahhh Eddie. He of the fuzzy fanny hair.

Is it my imagination or is Peter way hotter now he's with Carla?

Twatters, it's not often I say this my love, but YABU and a freak.

He has scary eyes and wears eyeliner.

He's just odd.

Lush

NOOOOOO!!!!!

He stands oddly.
He speaks oddly.
He's creepy.
He's an alcoholic.
He's nasty!

You dead-loined harpies!

Went on a hen do recently where we all wrote down a list of 3 people we fancied - like we were 12 again (though not on the back of our English books)

Peter Barlow randomly cropped up twice within the David Beckhams and Ryan Goslings so there must be something bout him not that I put his name down or anything

Not being 'street' about him.

Oh, TooTaboo, that is my favourite picture of anything, ever!

Is it really bad that I only fancied him when he was close to carking it in that hospital bed after the tram fell on him?

The grey skin, the rasping. Lovely.

Yuk

I think he has a certain raggle taggle gyspy charm.

But why is glamourpuss Carla happy to live in his horrible pokey flat?

The flat is vile. It looks like it's been decorated with the leftovers from a Matalan clearance sale.

I would soon glam it up for him.

After being obscene with him in his crumpled bed that is probably adorned with hideous scatter cushions.

Haven't seen it for years. does he still have 2 black eyes?

Matalan clearance sale

Pahahaha!

Ooh yes, YANBU. Have had a thing for him since he starred in The Locksmith (which I doubt anyone else remembers!)

Remember when Simon, possibly the most irritating kid on telly, got pissed up on red wine?

What kid would take more than a cursory sip of red wine and decide to drink enough of it to get trollied?! It must taste rank to a child. If it was Blu WKD that would have been more believable.

Simon is HUGELY annoying. At least you won't be expected to have much to do with him when you get together with Peter. He's craftily managed to offload him.

I'd have done the same.

Would it help if I bought you a ferret and put it in a matching shirt and tie?

Ha ha ha!

When him and Leanne were involved in that tug of love over Simon, I remember saying to DH "What the hell? I'd be fighting NOT to keep him" Annoying little shitehawk that he is.

Am sure he is lovely IRL though

YADNBU. Totally would. Looks filthy in a good way. Flawed, fit 'n filth.