To Have a Ridiculous Age-Inappropriate Crush on that guy from The Returned

[cushtie335]

Have you SEEN him??? He plays Simon. His real name is Pierre Perrier and he is a LOVE GOD. First time for ages somebody has rattled my cage and I never normally go for younger men (he's 29). Googled him and about 50 images of him stark bollock naked turned up. It's making me ill with lust and I'm stuck at work until 5!!

Yes Lulabellarama I'm with you on the Lena girl crush! I'm smitten!

Done!

As you were.

Well I don't know

His face looks a bit red and puffy around the eyes.

I'd be more tempted to offer him a couple of Piriton than shag him.

Then again, my latest crush is Louis CK, so...

Ah, Simon. There was quite a fight over him on the threads at the time.

But he is mine.

...cushtie goes off to google more inappropriate images....hmmmm...yum yum...haw he haw and other French stereotypes...

...no he isn't..and you can "paddington bear" all you like...

He is NOT yours pongping

I'm sure I saw him first and am more single. And I can tell him my name AND order us a croque-monsuier and deux coca colas.

snort! I'm getting a TASSE DE THE!!! What do you think of THAT Pineapple?

Ladies, ladies, don't start getting your Tricolore text books out have some dignity.
PS I have an A level in your actual Francais. C'est vrai. I do not plan to use it to communicate with my Serge though. we shall not need les mots.

Moi aussi (albeit with a shitey "C" pass). Trop tard, he's coming with me!

Simon wouldn't like your ridiculous tea cushtie

I shall offer him the pen of my aunt. Nailed it.

(Alconleigh are you not even worried about the integrity of your stomach/liver even slightly? Do you need the help of the Relationships board here?)

You don't know that Pineapple, you just don't know that.

Weeps uncontrollably at loss of Simon to Pineapple....:(

I don't like Simon's hair, but otherwise yanbu. Camille and Lena's father has a tiny small following Apparently he has a beautiful face. I think I can see it, but I don't like his hair either.

Don't fret about the others Cushtie, we have our agreement, all will be well.
I am hoping for some top dreams tonight. Knowing my luck I will dream about Thomas thogh, who makes me feel ill.
impulse, to quote the finest closing line to a film of all time, "nobody's perfect".

They are all so FRENCH

(We could have some sort of Simon-Timeshare if you like Cush In the spirit of Europe)

My age inappropriate crush was Robert Sheehan from channel 4's Misifts.

My unexpected crush is Eric Northman, I don't normally go for blonds, think its the bad boy thing.

Having crushes is a recent thingy for me, never was bothered in early thirties or before.....hmm wonder what that means.

Whatever you do, don't dream about Victor Alconleigh...

SORRY

you're hitting your prime feelinggood!

It's happened to me now I'm in my late thirties and I'm all divorced and shiz. Gah.

FFS, a deliberate attempt to sabotage my pervy subconscious with mentions of creepy Victor, and then from left field a move on MY Alexander Skarsgard (feeling was it you I bonded with over him on the Bradley Cooper ice cream thread?)
Man I need to get an actual man. Or maybe just out more!

MOI J'AI SOIF

(Je voudrais un orangina)

That is what I shall say to Serge. That's his cue to ravish me.

.

Surely that's une Orangina.

Oh well I'm primed! Now what?

alcon no I post intermittently but I have that Alex's fan club page on my FB so I get regular pics of him on my feed. My DH noticed and passed a comment!

DO keep up, Cushtie gave me Serge some time ago. Zut alors.

I too fancy Simon but I am wary of his zombie cock falling off his zombie body mid-coitus.

And then him eating it.