To Have a Ridiculous Age-Inappropriate Crush on that guy from The Returned

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Have you SEEN him??? He plays Simon. His real name is Pierre Perrier and he is a LOVE GOD. First time for ages somebody has rattled my cage and I never normally go for younger men (he's 29). Googled him and about 50 images of him stark bollock naked turned up. It's making me ill with lust and I'm stuck at work until 5!!

Wallison, Wallison, that's not really the spirit, is it?

Oh Wallison. You've spoiled it a bit. Ew.

I am immensely cheered to discover that Simon is only 5 years younger than I am. I thought he was about 20 . I am now guilt free

Even the scene of him munching on his own dead black flesh didn't put me off. I have it bad. Liked the idea of time share though, will give it some thought...

And needaholidaynow Simon n'est pas votre tasse de the, get with the lingo lady!

Simon, oui, maybe - when he's looking moody. But Serge, mmm; Alconleigh, I am completely with you! The serial killing side of things put me off to begin with, but then I saw that scene with Lena... !Phew!
But have any of you seen 'Roy the Rod' from Hard. Ooh, la la, you must look him up! Rowr! Season 2 (Saison 2) has just started.
(Am loving picking up the odd French rudey phrase!)

Oh god Simon is fucking hot as hell!

I was so upset when I thought I'd never see him again, and they they said there was a second series...hooray!

I'd ride him like a racehorse. Seriously! Mmmmmm.

I have a mental image of these 2 young French men running screaming from a horde of randy Mumsnetters.
That's probably scary than a horde of zombies.

Serge,serge,serge! oh,oui,oui,oui!

That's all I say when me and him are shagging Which is what we actually do all day in our alpine cottage by an open fire so there!

Oh Gaggia, so deluded, you poor pickle. Serge, il est avec moi.

Who is the Serge to whom you refer? Surely you mean Guillaume. Sigh.

Phwoar Guillaume eh?

Somebody best tell me how to pronounce it properly as I don't want to embarrass myself in front of him and our alpine fire place later!

No way am I telling a love rival how to pronounce my Guillaume's name.

Anyway he says he can't meet you later. He's still trop busy avec moi. What's that Guillaume? Get off your phone and come back to bed? Si tu insiste, mon amour.

Darn it I'll have to just make do Jerome and his lovely face then!

considering sitting on his lovely face type joke, decided against it as its too crude