To really really REALLY fancy Simon from The Returned

[SamuelWestsMistress]

Good god he is just divine! The things I would do to him if I got my hands on that hot baguette...

IABU to feel a little sad that when this finishes I'll probably never get the chance to see his fine little French derrière in action on tv again without relocating to France?

Yanbu - he is beautiful. Fact.

A nice shot of his willie last night as well

I would do Serge, in a heartbeat. I'd even let him eat me.

YABU he is dead already

He's pretty, there's no doubting it, but it's Serge for me too

I defo wanted more willie shots last night

I was thinking last night that it made me a total perv.

Ha Serge was lovely too, the raunchy psycho.

There is meant to be a series 2 filming next year

Ah yes, le knob. Don't get to see knobs in British dramas

Weirdly I like the priest!

Simon annoys me so much, seems such an arrogant git, and he's not in the slightest bit good looking.

I'd rather have Serge than Simon though, if it's a choice between the two.

I'd let Serge eat me too

I draw the line at Serge. He has weird eyes.

Ok, well I'm now willing to share this link as I feel there are enough of you to appreciate it. But be warned...it's seriously HOT HOT HOT!

I like the policeman who got beaten up, don't know his name but he is FINE!

you won't be saying this OP when he starts to rot and zombify - maybe his willy will drop off!

there's a good willy on show at the beginning of '28 days later' btw, to keep the undead / willy theme going :)

Please not the priest (Pierre), golden - say it ain't so!

It's a novelty though. I've never had a zombie boyfriend before. I've had an alien a vampire and even a ghost, but not a Zombie! Especially a saucy French one. Oh la la!!

Well.... I did have a little heart flutter ooh la la the first time Simtime

Lol... The mere thought is sending me giddy - repeat heart flutter and other flutters when Simon first appeared. But for the last two weeks it's deffo Serge... Lucky lucky Lena!!!

Serge! Simon has horrible coloured lips. I'm a bit obsessed with Serge at the mo.

Simon is indeed very good looking but he really ought to pay some attention to his pubic grooming ....he has quite a thatch going on down there!!

He has a nice arse though

SamuelWestsMistress - thank you that has made my night!

Serge! No no no no no.

After last night - Serge. Despite all the reasons not to. Simon's pretty, but not manly enough for my taste.

DH pointed out to me last night that wee Victor kind of looks like a young, Mediterranean Steve McDonald from Corrie. And he does!! It's the eyes!

Serge nekkid! famous-skin.tumblr.com/post/39922969276/guillaume-gouix

Me too until I saw his hairy fandango - he could have bloody trimmed he was going on tele :)