To really really REALLY fancy Simon from The Returned

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Good god he is just divine! The things I would do to him if I got my hands on that hot baguette...

IABU to feel a little sad that when this finishes I'll probably never get the chance to see his fine little French derrière in action on tv again without relocating to France?

Simon's gorgeous - in an undead zombie with alarming pubic hair kind of way.

Oh my god, why is French tv so much better for showing fit actors with their cocks out? Serge is hot, and now he's just got hotter. You just wouldn't get that here. The best I've seen is perhaps Matt Smith's buttocks and I've seen David Tennant naked a few times, but no willy.

Look, here is Simon again, on the right. Soapy soapy fun!

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Yes, Simon is beautiful. Fact.