There seems to be a plethora of wedding threads at the moment and it making my teeth itch.
Why I hear you ask?
Well seen as you ask I shall tell you...
Because everyone I know is sodding married sometimes more than once or very single. I haven't been to a wedding for years and none on the horizon. So no gift list angst for me. No child ban issues to sort. NO BLOODY WEDDINGS. To make matters worse all the child free weddings we were invited to were when the dc were to little to leave. ARGH.
So no pretty frocks, no fizz on the terrace no naff disco. NOTHING.
I haven't been asked to be a godparent either, though to be fair I'm not eligible - but not frankly the point.
So instead of slipping on heels this weekend I'll be whacking on the hiking boots for yet another invigorating walk with two over excited children.
Waaaaaaah!