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Original poster

Aibu to find autocorrect hilarious!

54 replies

Whatalotofpiffle · 31/05/2013 20:27

I love some of the things it comes up with, so ask you to entertain me...

Type what you are up to this evening and let autocorrect do its thing... No amendments and no corrections of spelling mistakes and mis keys

So...

I am going uk order a chicken curry and a bottle of basics wife. I am then going to settle down on the eggs to watch some naff tv.

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Salmotrutta · 31/05/2013 20:35

I'm so with you.

I can't be arrested to give examples though.

Salmotrutta · 31/05/2013 20:35

Elm sip and bliley were good.

As was kinky.

IneedAyoniNickname · 31/05/2013 20:36

Watxjinf lea nos and drinking.wind

Souredstones · 31/05/2013 20:36

My autocorrect is shit and gets it right every time!

phantomnamechanger · 31/05/2013 20:37

settle down on the eggs? what are you, a broody hen?? LOL

SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 31/05/2013 20:37

My auto correct doesn't work like that. It just underlines the wrong words a d changes when it wants. Its temperamental

NarkyNamechanger · 31/05/2013 20:39

Feeling sorry or myself because I have a cold sore.

SomethingOnce · 31/05/2013 20:40

Well ships won't be home til late so I'm wondering if I can be northern to make myself some supper.

KD0706 · 31/05/2013 20:40

Watching brutains got gland while DH makes me a cup of coffee.

IneedAyoniNickname · 31/05/2013 20:41

My auto correct is temperamental too, sometimes it actually auto corrects, sometimes it just recommends different words, and somethings it underlines all my mistakes with a red line. Wish it would pick one method and stick to it!

KD0706 · 31/05/2013 20:41

Something once - the reason DH is making me my cuppa I'd because I couldn't be bothered so I sunpsthise

SomethingOnce · 31/05/2013 20:41

[flat cap] [whippet] [takeaway menu]

rainbowslollipops · 31/05/2013 20:45

Drinking valentine watching but Luke the old lady that I am. Got a early stair tomorrow so best be in bed Earle man my AutoCAD is crap.compared to yous lots.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 31/05/2013 20:46

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TigOldBitties · 31/05/2013 20:49

My auto correct is pretty good but the other day DH text me "need to do some boys in bogs, be back late".

I've screenshot that one.

Veryunsure · 31/05/2013 20:51

Friends are meant to be on a Gorky night but other friend got his yearly boner so they've gone out together. Will be a very messy night by all accounts they all love a boot.

Hate auto correct, told a work colleague I'd bum them... There we go again, it's BBM ffs!

Original poster
Whatalotofpiffle · 31/05/2013 20:51

Oh my god these are hilarious! I love brut sibs hit gland

There goes my autocorrect again!

Dp is peering himself with laughter too at being northern to Naha supper

Oh gig I give up

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KD0706 · 31/05/2013 20:53

This thread has inspired me to go and look at the 'damn you auto correct' website.

I've not had any howlers. Worst was texting mt mum that I was going out with dd to feed the 'fucks' rather than ducks

Original poster
Whatalotofpiffle · 31/05/2013 20:53

Ha ha ha at ' ill bum you'

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Whatalotofpiffle · 31/05/2013 20:54

Top 25 autocorrects had me rolling

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IneedAyoniNickname · 31/05/2013 20:54

very your friend got his yearly boner? Grin

KD0706 · 31/05/2013 20:54

veryinsire I bet it will be a messy night if he's got his yearly boner... Grin

WineNot · 31/05/2013 20:55

Fancy getting food in The Crown = fancy getting done in the brown.

Autocorrect fail...

JewelFairies · 31/05/2013 20:57

Reeking bored. Tonight so ill be watching this three ...