Aibu to find autocorrect hilarious!

[Whatalotofpiffle]

I love some of the things it comes up with, so ask you to entertain me...

Type what you are up to this evening and let autocorrect do its thing... No amendments and no corrections of spelling mistakes and mis keys

So...

I am going uk order a chicken curry and a bottle of basics wife. I am then going to settle down on the eggs to watch some naff tv.

Now watching coronation street and wait bbc fur my lovely curry

If you like autocorrect you have to look on the website 'damn you autocorrect'. So funny.

Anyway tonight I have just finished oohing dinner and am relaxing on the sofa, thinking about doing a little bit of Ogaden to stop my crotch hurting - am 39 weeks pregnant.

Disappointingly well autocorrections :(

I'm lying on the bed waijng for DS to wake up for a bottle and DP to come in from work. I'm willing to bet they happen at the same time.

Ooh well done autocorrect! Nearly perfect

I'm stood behind the bar of a very quiet pub being extremely bored.

I love love love damn you autocorrect! I've had some hilarious ones but none that I can remember right now... Should write them down!

Even my post is boring.

Am drinking narratives with my Dallas, having a giggle and listening to some great our.a on heart

Ps yearly boner has got to go on there!

Way Tim travellers GUI to Elizabeth England

Old style mobile text autocorrect - in the Nokia era - is much funnier. "Fuck", used to come out as "dual." How we laughed.

We are watching have I got news for you now. Bit sure if it's recorded of live. (I mean if it's on everybody's tv now or it's something we have recorded...)

I'm reading damn you autocorrect at the no

Euphemia, some of those were incredible!

kids are in leans land so I'm going to stem the pile of white dumped on the phone table.

Last time i read damj you auto correct,.ibwas recpverig from a cheat infection ans nearly passed.our. as I couldn't breathe!

I wish my auto correct would realise that I don't actually wanr a full atop after every word, but Mr fingers are fat! Ffs

Is apple tart an acceptable supper subservient?

I recently sent a text to DP telling him I'd left the atheist cat in the washing machine and could he please put it on the line. The cat has never expressed an opinion on religion and neither has the bathroom mat.

I once text DH to ask him to pick some cock up on his way home. (....coal)

Bloody brilliant! Am just about to read link ..,

I tried to swype 'happy birthday' today. The text read: 'Jesuit betrayer'

That's a harsh birthday greeting!

Mine changes the name johnny (several relations and a friend) to Johnnycakes every time (getting it to write just the first bit was so hard then)
I have no idea why and its not that funny but it does make me smile. Especially as friend Johnnycakes is very very dry

I wish mine made up nicknames!

Loving this idea! Here goes:

My evening has consists of doing duck all, lazing on the sofa Interesting, fave booking and mums betting. I'm starving but had no dinner as I have a horrible gun infection which makes eating a major pain, literally!