Green skin man touched bread in supermarket

[Lecx]

At the supermarket I saw a man with a greenish complexion in the bakery department. He also has a hospital patient band on. He touched some bread in one of the open bread baskets.

Should I have told someone? I didn't as I didn't think it was my business and would be rude but I would t want to eat that bread.

Are you being serious?

Ha ha - loving the title of this thread

Ha ha ha!!!

Aliens need shopping too.

I once saw the bakery bloke who works in our co-op walking to the dispaly with a tray of bread rolls while picking his nose. He then put all the breadrolls on display with his bare bogey fingers!

I think we eat loads of germs every day and live.

PMSL @ 'green skin man'

Was the The Hulk? Because if he was I really wouldn't advise arguing with him.

HTH.

Was he T Rexing? They are green in colour too!

I wonder what makes your skin green.

Are you sure he wasn't more yellow, that would be jaundice/liver problems.

Yes very serious. His skin was a pale green colour. He was wearing ordinary clothes but I did notice hospital band.

I have to tell you that a vast number of people don't wash their hands after touching their genitals in the loo.... Then handle produce at the supermarket

Green Aliens are probably carrying alien life-form bacteria incompatible with our immune systems so it will be safer to touch his bread

David Ickes Lizard people get everywhere even the Palace

And you didn't call the police?

Agree with Freddie - was he wearing ripped, purple trousers?

Is this a crossword clue? How many letters?

Of course you should have told someone. There are special agencies set up for exactly this sort of sighting. Honestly, I despair - what, would you have waited until the green man administered an anal probe before you called the FBI?

Just don't follow him to a buffet.

Why am I now singing 'I'm a chameleon' ?

Perhaps he was promoting sweetcorn?

Poor man. If he is ill he may want to eat?

Did he look like this?

(Just spluttered my tea laughing).

I don't think you need worry.

He's probably got liver disease. That can make you go yellow or green.

Oddly enough infectious diseases don't always have symptoms anyway.

I'm sure aliens like to squidge the bread to make sure it's fresh too :)

It's the lack of sun.

Anyone else feel sorry for him? He has had hospital treatment and then had to go food shopping. Hasn't he got someone to go and get some bread for him?

Poor man

"It's Not Easy Being Green"