Green skin man touched bread in supermarket

[Lecx]

At the supermarket I saw a man with a greenish complexion in the bakery department. He also has a hospital patient band on. He touched some bread in one of the open bread baskets.

Should I have told someone? I didn't as I didn't think it was my business and would be rude but I would t want to eat that bread.

[ghostyslovesheets]

@systemlakeland

are you new? Sorry to ask but you are bumping a fair few really really old threads

like this lovely 6 year old Z~O~M~B~I~E

[systemlakeland]

I don't know why food is out in the open like that anyway. It's not very safety conscious is it?

[Littlebelina]

I had a reply all ready then realised it was a ZOMBIE thread, darnit

[foxyloxy78]

You should have told someone. That's gross.

[Smellyjo]

Hahhaahaaa - not the mans illness that's funny but a hilarious topic for a thread! Especially as I'm not sure OP was trying to be funny?!!

[SmileEachDay]

formerbabe

One way or another, he probably isn’t any more.

[formerbabe]

I don't think it's funny...poor man could be seriously ill..

[Topseyt]

So what if it is a "zombie" thread. It is still amusing to read.

I enjoyed it.

[WaitrosePigeon]

The hulk - I’m done

[CandleWithHair]

Oh fuck, it’s a zombie. I guess that’s why he had green skin then....

[CandleWithHair]

@TheDoctrineOfSnatch I very rarely snort laugh but your crossword comment had me rolling 😂😂

[SmileEachDay]

Zombie —bread— thread.

Sorry.

[Mammalamb]

Hi, I’m sorry imagining he had some sort of liver disease. This causes jaundice. I had this a few years ago and was allowed out of hospital for a few hours each afternoon. Doubt that he’s contagious

[Topseyt]

I'd be very intrigued to meet an alien on my next trawl around Tesco. It would spice things up a bit.

It isn't at all unusual to have to go to the supermarket when you aren't feeling 100%. I know I have over the years, as I still had young children to feed no matter what.

[Sparklesocks]

Christ all the zombies are being resurrected today..

[systemlakeland]

Were you in Tesco by any chance?

[coffeeinbed]

Beta Blockers can give you green skin.

[TheOrchardKeeper]

Maybe he was a hungry extra from some Zombie film/tv series. They're so common now that wherever you are in the uk, a zombie flick/tv show is being made within a 20 miles radius...

[complexnumber]

OMW...I'm not trying to imply that the JGG is in any way anything other than what you would expect from a large green man.

[complexnumber]

"what ever you do dont make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry"

Unless he really is the Jolly Green Giant, in which case it is a major melt down ...loads of tissues and emotional support.

[Mouseyinmyhousey]

This has really made me laugh on a bad day, thanks.

[WhoWhatWhereWhen]

what ever you do dont make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry

[complexnumber]

So, what sort of disposition did he have?

Did he appear quite cheery and generally pleased with life?
In which case I think you have spotted the Jolly Green Giant.

If, however he seemed somewhat distressed by matters, then I think you have, indeed, come across the Incredible Hulk.

I think the existance of a hospital wrist band on either would be quite appropriate.

If he was particularly small, he was probably a poisonous dwarf.

[crashdoll]

I came here to post that it's not easy being green but I got beaten to it.
Must spend less time on mumsnet!