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AIBU?

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Original poster

AIBU?

80 replies

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 04/04/2013 14:36

Well? Am I?

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StoicButStressed · 04/04/2013 17:02

I'll bet that OP has AT LEAST, oooohhhh, ONE OPINION?

There.

That proves it.

YABVVVVFU according to the unwritten LAWS of AIBU don't you realise?

You need to shout at yourself and ramble in the mirror and then go get Wine to recover from audaciousness of posting in AIBU.

Huh. That'll teach youGrin

StoicButStressed · 04/04/2013 17:07

And don't even get me started on bloody cheek of BuzzardBird. She really is being beyond fucking unreasonable.

SHE has made me want a curry I don't have and can't afford and it's ALL HER FAULT. HOW unreasonable is THAT??

Sniffs at BuzzardBird. Re-names BuzzardBird in head as VultureBird and will NEVER share a poppadum with her EVER again.

Arabesque · 04/04/2013 17:32

This thread is making my blood boil. I fucking hate AIBUzillas who think the world revolves around them and everyone else should get all excited about their show offy, tacky, pretentious thread.

redlac · 04/04/2013 17:42

What's with the attempted derailing of the OPs thread with all the curry talk???

That's the most unreasonable bit of this AIBU

MrsWembley · 04/04/2013 17:42

Poor old Saggy, leave 'er alone, you bastards!

Wink
YouTheCat · 04/04/2013 17:51

She started it!

MrsWembley · 04/04/2013 19:18

Anybody got a curry yet?

Shutupanddrive · 04/04/2013 19:19

Yabvvvu
How dare you!!

HoneyDragon · 04/04/2013 19:22

Curry?

UANBU

But I am a fucking cunt.

SadGiantPanda · 04/04/2013 19:25

That is a reverse AIBU, isn't it. Hmm

StoicButStressed · 04/04/2013 20:11

Arabesque Thu 04-Apr-13 17:32:02
'This thread is making my blood boil. I fucking hate AIBUzillas who think the world revolves around them and everyone else should get all excited about their show offy, tacky, pretentious thread.'

At risk of looking v v VERY stoopid, can I just check Arabesque that the above IS a joke?Hmm

As - unless mistaken - whole thread IS a total & utter parody and piss-take out of (well-named btw..) 'AIBUzillas'...

Original poster
SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 04/04/2013 20:21

Will you all just fuck off with the goats and the curry! I had a goat, but because my 25 kids were too fussy for McDonalds, I had to curry the baastard!
Now once again. IANBU!

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MrsWembley · 04/04/2013 20:31

Ohhhhhhh, I want curried goat now!

Never had it, heard it's wonderful. I live in Bristol, ffs, it's not that hard to find...

Original poster
SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 04/04/2013 21:03

Please dont mention the goat. The poor DCs all 25 of them were very attached to them!

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StoicButStressed · 04/04/2013 21:12

Well they're STILL very attached to them - what with them being in their intestines etc.

HONESTLY Saggy - when will you LEARN woman??

SOOOOOOOOOO v v VERY fucking unreasonable - poor poor lambs of l'il DCs....

BumpingFuglies · 04/04/2013 21:21

Yes. Undoubtedly. Can't be arsed to read the whole thread.

Fish and Chips
Curry
Kebabs
Complete Unreasonableness On Toast

Grin
Original poster
SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 04/04/2013 21:36

YAABFU

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StoicButStressed · 04/04/2013 22:47

Oh FFS Saggy - WHEN will you realise it's not us but YOU???

The MN Royalty/Posse who y'know, OWN AIBU, has ruled and it is NOT 'YAABFU' - it's YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Poor l'il goat and poor poor l'il DCs - you do know it will only be a matter of time before someone mentions benefits &/or breastfeeding right?

ShiftyFades · 04/04/2013 22:59

YABU

Will no one think of the curry children?!

Original poster
SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 04/04/2013 23:01

Yes its all about meeeeeeeee!... and how I am NBU!

OP posts:
YouTheCat · 04/04/2013 23:05

Oh chill out fgs and have a Brew

Original poster
SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 04/04/2013 23:13

I never mentioned Curry. Or goats. All I asked was AIBU! Dont blame me for any cravings!

OP posts:
StoicButStressed · 05/04/2013 01:24

Saggy Grin

Buzzardbird · 05/04/2013 23:24

God, I enjoyed that curry! :-D

RubyGates · 06/04/2013 07:38

Buzzard, it wasn't goat curry was it?